yob nicked for gulping down goldfish the AA grumpy column

[the grumps]

hello and welcome to another silly wacky grumpy column

i was FISHING ! around for a good story and came across this in the sun today but im not sure if the story is a RED HERRING!.

(dont start with the fish jokes grumpy or i,ll have to put you in your PLAICE ED!!!)

theres one thing COD ! forbid that this may never happen to your pet and i think

this yob will certainly have had his CHIPS when he gets to court although he may come up with a FISHY excuse for his stupid prank.

im going to skate off now because this story is becoming a load of bowls.



AAG





A YOB bought a goldfish in a pet shop - then GULPED it down in front of horrified staff.

Cruel Chris Caswell was arrested yesterday over the sick stunt that was videoed by his giggling pals and posted on Facebook.

[Oscar Namechange]

Alright.... Don't Carp about It.