US woman charged with assault for squirting breast milk at officer

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An American woman has been charged with third-degree assault after she squirted breast milk in the face of a female police officer.

Story Link: US woman charged with assault for squirting breast milk at officer - Telegraph
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Well let's face it, what she did was deliberate, it's not as though it was accidental. Body fluids aren't what the filth signed up for.

It works both ways, too. If you go into any quiet crowd and Waaaa like a baby you'll see a scattering of women wince as they involuntarily react. Most of them then check their shirtfronts. So far that's not been taken to court as assault but give it time.
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I'd have to see a picture of the accused to decide if her breast milk was a bio-hazard..:D
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funny how it doesn't say why she was provoked?:sneaky:
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Odie;1296345 wrote: funny how it doesn't say why she was provoked?:sneaky:


What makes you think she was provoked, Odie?
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spot;1296351 wrote: What makes you think she was provoked, Odie?


something or someone set her off.
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Odie;1296371 wrote: something or someone set her off.


She was arrested for public intoxication. Sometimes that in its self is enough to make a person do stupid things.
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Odie;1296371 wrote: something or someone set her off.


What makes you think that? And if something did, why would you restrict it to provocation?
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Mustang;1296373 wrote: She was arrested for public intoxication. Sometimes that in its self is enough to make a person do stupid things.


She was indeed, but to do that and make her sentence worse?

stupid is right!:rolleyes:
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Does anyone realise what the Filth have to go through these days every time they come Into contact with any Bodily fluid?

They can take no risks and have to have all manner of blood tests for Hepititis, Aids etc.
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spot;1296328 wrote: Well let's face it, what she did was deliberate, it's not as though it was accidental. Body fluids aren't what the filth signed up for.

It works both ways, too. If you go into any quiet crowd and Waaaa like a baby you'll see a scattering of women wince as they involuntarily react. Most of them then check their shirtfronts. So far that's not been taken to court as assault but give it time.


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oscar;1296422 wrote: i knew a new mother who kept goats. Each time the kid goats cried, she would lactate all over the shop.


Awesome.:)
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This might not have been an issue, if it was a "male" officer! :p:wah::D
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I thought she was just expressing an opinion about the cops ! Surely you can't be infracted for expressing an opinion can you? :sneaky: :lips:
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cars;1296491 wrote: This might not have been an issue, if it was a "male" officer! :p:wah::D


there's always one in the crowd!:yh_rotfl
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when I think of what my eating tacos did to my daughter while I was nursing, I have to ask if anyone knows the affects of drinking on breast milk?
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flopstock;1296610 wrote: when I think of what my eating tacos did to my daughter while I was nursing, I have to ask if anyone knows the affects of drinking on breast milk?


I would think it would make the breast milk like at least 6% proof ! Not a nice thing to do if it hits a recovering alcoholic in the face ! :lips:
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flopstock;1296610 wrote: when I think of what my eating tacos did to my daughter while I was nursing, I have to ask if anyone knows the affects of drinking on breast milk?
Did it make her Mexican?:D
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Jazzy;1296323 wrote: An American woman has been charged with third-degree assault after she squirted breast milk in the face of a female police officer.




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cars;1296491 wrote: This might not have been an issue, if it was a "male" officer! :p:wah::D


...or one of those London Boobies!
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