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What is this guy thinking? Is it possible he missed all the Michael Jackson jokes?:confused: What drives a person who is not bad looking to do stuff like this?





although, after my divorce a while ago, i did consider buying boobs to celebrate....:thinking::D

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flopstock;1261254 wrote: What is this guy thinking? Is it possible he missed all the Michael Jackson jokes?:confused: What drives a person who is not bad looking to do stuff like this?





although, after my divorce a while ago, i did consider buying boobs to celebrate....:thinking::D
Do what stuff? There is a minfield of skin whitening creams on the market. There is no need for surgery or actual skin bleaching.

As long as he feels good in himself, who cares?
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oscar;1261255 wrote: Do what stuff? There is a minfield of skin whitening creams on the market. There is no need for surgery or actual skin bleaching.

As long as he feels good in himself, who cares?


He doesn't feel good in himself, obviously. If he did, he'd say yeah, so what.....not blame it on lighting.:rolleyes:



At least he hasn't botoxed yet! Or maybe he has:thinking:
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flopstock;1261258 wrote: He doesn't feel good in himself, obviously. If he did, he'd say yeah, so what.....not blame it on lighting.:rolleyes:



At least he hasn't botoxed yet! Or maybe he has:thinking:
You asked in your OP what drives some-one to do this. I would Imagine the answer, is the same thing as what would drive you to consider cosmetic surgery on your boobs. Why is it different for him and you?
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This isn't too bad considering her age. She's had much worse over the years.



I just don't get why she'd have any desire to go from the first to the second.

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This one cracked me up.... can you spot the difference?:wah:

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flopstock;1261413 wrote: This isn't too bad considering her age. She's had much worse over the years.



I just don't get why she'd have any desire to go from the first to the second.
Why any critisism at all ? You considered having your boobs done. In the end It all comes down to the same reason what ever part of the body is chosen to under-go surgery. To enhance what nature gave you and reverse the aging process. Why is it It different for them? If they think they look great, that's all that matters.
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It's an interesting topic, Floppy.. Changing the colour of one's skin. I guess you could argue that certain skin tones hold more status in some places than other skin tones. Here I'm thinking of India - where I understand it best to be kind of golden, neither too pale nor too dark. Medieval European women wished to be as white as possible and used bleaches like lactic acid - milk baths. Some Asian women keep all sun off their faces... the tanned women are probably peasants. Western women often totally screw up their skin by tanning it to leather or painting themselves with darkening lotion "for that sunkissed blush".



Fashion? Wish to belong in what is perceived as the top echelons? Just basic insecurity and desire to be something different from what one is?

Did anyone else put lemon juice on their nose as a kid - to remove freckles????

What the heck??????

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Why are emoticons mostly yellow? Where are the well tanned emoticons...??? Sure there's a few sunburnt ones..... GEESCH

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AussiePam;1261434 wrote: It's an interesting topic, Floppy.. Changing the colour of one's skin. I guess you could argue that certain skin tones hold more status in some places than other skin tones. Here I'm thinking of India - where I understand it best to be kind of golden, neither too pale nor too dark. Medieval European women wished to be as white as possible and used bleaches like lactic acid - milk baths. Some Asian women keep all sun off their faces... the tanned women are probably peasants. Western women often totally screw up their skin by tanning it to leather or painting themselves with darkening lotion "for that sunkissed blush".







Fashion? Wish to belong in what is perceived as the top echelons? Just basic insecurity and desire to be something different from what one is?



Did anyone else put lemon juice on their nose as a kid - to remove freckles????



What the heck??????



AND BY THE WAY....



Why are emoticons mostly yellow? Where are the well tanned emoticons...??? Sure there's a few sunburnt ones..... GEESCH



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Lemon juice - really? We used it to get golden highlites in our hair:wah:



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the only other option would have been something along the lines of this:

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It has always been amusing to me that white man spends a fortune in money and time in the sun to look 'brown', and the darker the skin looks the happier the person seems to be! And these days, it seems, the 'black' person spends a fortune in money and time, to look 'whiter' !!!! Strange, really ! :-2
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p.s. I have never tried to rid myself of my freckles ! That is what I was born with, and that is what I have ! :D ;)
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It happens in the UK too. This chap's Welsh and occasionally turns orange for no good reason.

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This is the object of wonderment on my tv screen. The wonderment comes from each time I go to B & Q and find an exact match of Cuprinol for my shed.

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