Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.
"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.
"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."
The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.
The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.
The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.
The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.
The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.
Well, as Panto Andy would say with a story like this, "What a W*nker!" :yh_rotfl
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving - The Local
The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.
"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.
"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."
The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.
The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.
The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.
The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.
The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.
Well, as Panto Andy would say with a story like this, "What a W*nker!" :yh_rotfl
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving - The Local
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
bet at the trial he GETS off
with a slap off the wrist
with a slap off the wrist
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
el guapo;1247030 wrote: bet at the trial he GETS off
with a slap off the wrist Come Come now.
with a slap off the wrist Come Come now.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Geez didn't they put handcuffs on the guy anything to stop him. :wah:
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Yes, we have no bananas,
We have no bananas today….
We have no bananas today….
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
But thank goodness he didn't kill anybody !!!!
Perhaps he should have an eye test, just in case he's made himself go blind ! :yh_sungla :yh_eyerol
But thank goodness he didn't kill anybody !!!!
Perhaps he should have an eye test, just in case he's made himself go blind ! :yh_sungla :yh_eyerol
I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Musta been one helluva orgasm.:yh_bigsmi
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.'
wonder what the police had for lunch?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
wonder what the police had for lunch?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Not feeling so cocky now i bet.:wah:
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Barman;1247365 wrote: Not feeling so cocky now i bet.:wah:
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
was the drivers name ivor biggun ?
mind you bet they didnt shake his hand afterwards.....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
mind you bet they didnt shake his hand afterwards.....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Wonder If the Police prick his consience?
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
I hesitate to ponder what would happen had they won the war!
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Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
farmer ned;1296445 wrote: was the drivers name ivor biggun ?
mind you bet they didnt shake his hand afterwards.....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!:yh_rotfl
mind you bet they didnt shake his hand afterwards.....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Ok, ok people as much as it will be difficult to do we must, absolutely must, approach this sort of thing very, very, seriously!
I'm having trouble believing this incident is the only of it's kind and am forced to ask what everyone would do about such an obvious issue...
Extensive rehabilitation the popular vote? Any extremists that feel this is an issue related to the molestation of one's own body and therefor must have some sort of physical separation to achieve a respectable result?
This can't go on...Peoples' lives are at steak ffs! :yh_eyerol! :yh_rotfl!
Ok, OK!... This can't go on...Peoples' lives are at stake ffs!
I mean,..what's happened to society when people threaten other peoples' lives when masturbating? From homeless people, among others, potentially spreading diseases to big rig truckers flipping their cockpits! :yh_rotfl!
I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T!!!!! I've tried to successfully write a piece on the matter and I can't BEAT THE TEMPTATION TO SPLURGE!!!!!!
:yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl!
OH FFS!!!!!!
I'm having trouble believing this incident is the only of it's kind and am forced to ask what everyone would do about such an obvious issue...
Extensive rehabilitation the popular vote? Any extremists that feel this is an issue related to the molestation of one's own body and therefor must have some sort of physical separation to achieve a respectable result?
This can't go on...Peoples' lives are at steak ffs! :yh_eyerol! :yh_rotfl!
Ok, OK!... This can't go on...Peoples' lives are at stake ffs!
I mean,..what's happened to society when people threaten other peoples' lives when masturbating? From homeless people, among others, potentially spreading diseases to big rig truckers flipping their cockpits! :yh_rotfl!
I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T!!!!! I've tried to successfully write a piece on the matter and I can't BEAT THE TEMPTATION TO SPLURGE!!!!!!
:yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl!
OH FFS!!!!!!
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
K.Snyder;1296498 wrote: Ok, ok people as much as it will be difficult to do we must, absolutely must, approach this sort of thing very, very, seriously!
I'm having trouble believing this incident is the only of it's kind and am forced to ask what everyone would do about such an obvious issue...
Extensive rehabilitation the popular vote? Any extremists that feel this is an issue related to the molestation of one's own body and therefor must have some sort of physical separation to achieve a respectable result?
This can't go on...Peoples' lives are at steak ffs! :yh_eyerol! :yh_rotfl!
Ok, OK!... This can't go on...Peoples' lives are at stake ffs!
I mean,..what's happened to society when people threaten other peoples' lives when masturbating? From homeless people, among others, potentially spreading diseases to big rig truckers flipping their cockpits! :yh_rotfl!
I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T!!!!! I've tried to successfully write a piece on the matter and I can't BEAT THE TEMPTATION TO SPLURGE!!!!!!
:yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl!
OH FFS!!!!!!
calm down!:yh_rotfl
I'm having trouble believing this incident is the only of it's kind and am forced to ask what everyone would do about such an obvious issue...
Extensive rehabilitation the popular vote? Any extremists that feel this is an issue related to the molestation of one's own body and therefor must have some sort of physical separation to achieve a respectable result?
This can't go on...Peoples' lives are at steak ffs! :yh_eyerol! :yh_rotfl!
Ok, OK!... This can't go on...Peoples' lives are at stake ffs!
I mean,..what's happened to society when people threaten other peoples' lives when masturbating? From homeless people, among others, potentially spreading diseases to big rig truckers flipping their cockpits! :yh_rotfl!
I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T!!!!! I've tried to successfully write a piece on the matter and I can't BEAT THE TEMPTATION TO SPLURGE!!!!!!
:yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl!
OH FFS!!!!!!
calm down!:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Odie;1296501 wrote: calm down!:yh_rotfl
:yh_winks! :yh_kisses!
:yh_winks! :yh_kisses!
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Odie;1296501 wrote: calm down!:yh_rotfl
Yes, please get a hold of yourself.
Yes, please get a hold of yourself.
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Bevdee;1296629 wrote: Yes, please get a hold of yourself.
it must be spring!:yh_rotfl
it must be spring!:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Bevdee;1296629 wrote: Yes, please get a hold of yourself.
Odie;1296645 wrote: it must be spring!:yh_rotfl
:yh_winks! :yh_kisses!
Odie;1296645 wrote: it must be spring!:yh_rotfl
:yh_winks! :yh_kisses!
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Nothing wrong with taking matters into your own hands, but this takes autonomy too far!!!
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
You could say the trucker had his come-uppance !
What slays me is that he tried for a second helping at the police station ffs! oops.
What slays me is that he tried for a second helping at the police station ffs! oops.
I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
G#Gill;1296844 wrote: You could say the trucker had his come-uppance !
What slays me is that he tried for a second helping at the police station ffs! oops.
some men eh?
What slays me is that he tried for a second helping at the police station ffs! oops.
some men eh?
Life is just to short for drama.
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
*When asked why the trucker did what he did he exclaimed*..."You all stated VERY clearly that "We don't want to get situations like this out of hand!"!"
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Out of hand!! :yh_rotfl
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Bevdee;1296864 wrote: Out of hand!! :yh_rotfl
:yh_winks! :yh_kisses!
:yh_winks! :yh_kisses!
Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
*The driver's account was very vivid* "I was driving along and all of a sudden I got into a slippery situation, I couldn't let it get out of hand and at about that time my cockpit flipped over and now here I am in this mess!"
*The Sheriff asks* "Why are you now exacerbating the situation!?!?!?"
*The driver answers* "Masturbating!,..I'm MASTURBATING!!!!!"
*The Sheriff asks* "Why are you now exacerbating the situation!?!?!?"
*The driver answers* "Masturbating!,..I'm MASTURBATING!!!!!"