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hello

well here i am again after trawling through that well known paper you put in the lavatory the SUN.

A PERVERT has been jailed for having sex for second time with the same HORSE.

Leeroy Le Gallais, 46, was on probation for molesting gelding Calico last year. Then he was caught after leaving his underpants in the stable.

But the drunken weirdo returned and committed further indecencies with the same horse, a court in Guernsey heard.

Calico’s owner found a mounting stool next to the animal the next morning. Calico was also “box walking” — moving sideways — a sign of stress.

Le Gallais said he meant to go home but went and “played around” with Calico.

He admitted having sex with a horse and was jailed for three years.

AAG

this gives a whole new meaning to HORSEPLAY and i dont know if he will get NAGGED about it in jail but at least he,s had his OATS !!!

and will have night MARES for weeks to come

at least this infomation came straight from the HORSES mouth

but they would be in a STABLE relationship !!!!!!!

ok thats enough HORSING AROUND im going to SADDLE up and RACE away into the distance

but i will be back of COURSE.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Hmmm very funny....not.

Obviously the man is sick.
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jimbo;1075832 wrote: maybe he was just having a mare





or thught he was a stud :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



where is wise guy he'd love this :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl This is serious........ Stop horsing around :wah:
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Sounds like he had some giddy up in him.:D
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I guess you could say this horse was "Thoroughbred":yh_rotfl
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jimbo;1076168 wrote: here is wisey the " mane" man:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


NAG NAG NAG :yh_rotfl
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I wonder if this was a one trick pony or if other favors were granted..:yh_rotfl
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I hear the horse is in a 'stable' condition :yh_rotfl
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:rolleyes: To copy a link of the page you are quoting simply copy the address in the address bar and paste it here.

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oscar;1076237 wrote: I hear the horse is in a 'stable' condition :yh_rotfl
Lucky they reined the dude in before to much damage was done.:yh_rotfl
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it was a taxi drivers fault he asked to be taken to a whores house

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el guapo;1076419 wrote: it was a taxi drivers fault he asked to be taken to a whores house

:yh_rotfl
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pantoandy;1075790 wrote: hello

well here i am again after trawling through that well known paper you put in the lavatory the SUN.

A PERVERT has been jailed for having sex for second time with the same HORSE.

Leeroy Le Gallais, 46, was on probation for molesting gelding Calico last year. Then he was caught after leaving his underpants in the stable.

But the drunken weirdo returned and committed further indecencies with the same horse, a court in Guernsey heard.

Calico’s owner found a mounting stool next to the animal the next morning. Calico was also “box walking” — moving sideways — a sign of stress.

Le Gallais said he meant to go home but went and “played around” with Calico.

He admitted having sex with a horse and was jailed for three years.

AAG

this gives a whole new meaning to HORSEPLAY and i dont know if he will get NAGGED about it in jail but at least he,s had his OATS !!!

and will have night MARES for weeks to come

at least this infomation came straight from the HORSES mouth

but they would be in a STABLE relationship !!!!!!!

ok thats enough HORSING AROUND im going to SADDLE up and RACE away into the distance

but i will be back of COURSE.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl




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What Is Bestiality ?
Never Argue With An Idiot. They Drag You Down To Their Level Then Beat You With Experience.



When An Elder Passes On To Higher Life , Its Like One Of The Library Have Shut Down





To Desire Security Is A Sign Of Insecurity .



It's Not The Things One Knows That Get Him Or Her In Trouble , Its The Things One Knows That Just Isn't So That Get Them In Trouble



When you can control a man's thinking you don't have to worry about his action ...:driving:
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Post by Daniyal »

Scrat;1106140 wrote: It's having sex with animals. I hear that it is becoming more acceptable lately although it isn't my thing.


Maybe I'll Write A Post On It .
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When An Elder Passes On To Higher Life , Its Like One Of The Library Have Shut Down





To Desire Security Is A Sign Of Insecurity .



It's Not The Things One Knows That Get Him Or Her In Trouble , Its The Things One Knows That Just Isn't So That Get Them In Trouble



When you can control a man's thinking you don't have to worry about his action ...:driving:
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