lusty lesbians want martina the AA grumpy column

[pantoandy]

hello im back from being the mystery gardener to plain old AA grumpy

and i just could not resist this one found in the daily star

A busload of lusty lesbians plan to invade the jungle camp to get their hands on gay icon Martina Navratilova.

The Aussie girls have gone ga-ga after discovering the tennis ace is only a stone’s throw away from them in the bush.

And they are planning to organise a bus trip to try and find the 52-year-old.

More than 70 lesbians from an Oz group called Feathers are going “mad for Martina”.

Secretary Leonie Seebohm said: “Our members will be climbing the walls to get into that camp to meet Martina. They will be amazed to know she is so near.

“The jungle camp is only a short drive away from us.

“We could organise a bus trip to the camp to show our support and wave some rainbow flags to let her know how excited we are that she’s in town.

“The girls would be so excited to see Martina.”

But the girls from Feathers will face a tough battle to see their idol.

The show’s jungle camp in Murwillumbah in New South Wales has tight security.

Leonie said: “We would just want to wave our flags and get people to vote for her to become queen of the jungle.”

AAG

ha ha ha i told you its dead funny:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

they want to organise to trip to the CAMP but they,ve got to climb the walls to get in

and shes only a stones throw away in the BUSH

good job they dont have to cross any DYKES filled with water

but a least they can have a cup of tea with a twist of LEMON.

ok thats the end of the double entendraes so i will puddle off before i get in to trouble.

AAG

[tireiron]

What in God's name is AA Grumpy? And why are there sooo many threads associated with it? I am lost, and confused.