Why would you want to microwave human poop ?????

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Update: Sandy police arrest teens who cooked feces in convenience store microwave

Last Update: 4/17 1:53 pm



(ABC 4 News) Update 4/17 - Police say they have arrested three teens they believe were involved in the incident.

SANDY, Utah (ABC 4 News) — Police in Sandy are looking for three men who were involved in cooking human feces in a convenience store microwave oven.

Police say one of the men placed a one gallon plastic baggie with human feces inside of it inside the oven and set the timer for ten minutes.

They say it happened on March 23rd at approximately 10:45 p.m. at the 7-11 at 2175 East 9400 South.

The men left the area, and after the bag exploded, it ruined the microwave costing approximately $3500.00 in damage. The store had to be aired out for a long period of time, causing lost profits.

Police released surveillance photos of the crime in hopes the suspects can be identified.





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You know.....what can you say about this? People, man. There's no accounting for them.
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It's a good way to kill the worms and bacteria.
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utterly disgusting what some teens do nowadays!
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Gross story but in reality I did laugh at the title. Good thing they left the store.
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Because you can....!!! :wah::wah:
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Don't you really think they could smell it cooking? Maybe they just thought somebody did a very SBD and it was too late:wah:
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can you DNA test poop? :thinking: :wah:
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sunny104;1031959 wrote: can you DNA test poop? :thinking: :wah:


I guess as they would have plenty of samples all over that store:wah:
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new slant on Microwave poopcorn:-3:-3:-3

would that be with or without sweetcorn sir:lips:
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Chezzie;1032100 wrote: new slant on Microwave poopcorn:-3:-3:-3

would that be with or without sweetcorn sir:lips:


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jimbo;1032185 wrote: very good chezzer:wah:





dear old author of this thread about as funny as poison ivy at a nudist colony :wah:


And stinging nettles!!:(:(
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oscar;1032485 wrote: And stinging nettles!!:(:(


a live bee colony..don't step near it
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Why wouldnt you :-3
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