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sunny104;642449 wrote: 6 inches....
that reminds me, I want some Subway.....
Ding Ding Ding! Tell her what she's won, Bob!
that reminds me, I want some Subway.....
Ding Ding Ding! Tell her what she's won, Bob!
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almostfamous;642586 wrote: that cannot be used as a clue. ever. one guy's nickname, to this day, is gummyworm He was 6'3, size 14 1/2 shoe, big hands, the whole nine, he even had "the bulge" lmfao. I had the whole "3 month rule" thing goin. I was 20, a heck of a lot more patient. The time came, we "did" the deed, i think, and well, he asked me 'did you go?'
I looked around, whispered 'did i go where?':-3
:wah:
I looked around, whispered 'did i go where?':-3
:wah:
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KB.;642615 wrote: You have nice legs, at least in that picture you do.
:yh_sweat
thank you....:yh_blush :yh_love
:yh_sweat
thank you....:yh_blush :yh_love
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Okay, what the hell? I come home and this isn't even on the front page anymore. When I die, I have requested that the ten minute Chuck Berry Version of "My-ding-a-ling" be the funeral dirge.
Also, you are very welcome.
Also, you are very welcome.
Life ain't linear.
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I'm free next Wednesday.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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Hey KB-
Did you go? :wah:
Did you go? :wah:
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spot;642973 wrote: I'm free next Wednesday.
I got too many women to keep up with as it is, Muses, Sirens, and Kates every where. I am afraid I, just for the sake of organization, shall have to keep myself pigeon-holed into one gender. I like my loves to be less hairy than me, softer than me, curvier than me, and nutless. I know, I know, call me boring.
I got too many women to keep up with as it is, Muses, Sirens, and Kates every where. I am afraid I, just for the sake of organization, shall have to keep myself pigeon-holed into one gender. I like my loves to be less hairy than me, softer than me, curvier than me, and nutless. I know, I know, call me boring.
Life ain't linear.
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RedGlitter;642975 wrote: Hey KB-
Did you go? :wah:
Is he not doing? That'd account for the projected funeral.
Laxatives, KB. You need sorting out.
Did you go? :wah:
Is he not doing? That'd account for the projected funeral.
Laxatives, KB. You need sorting out.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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RedGlitter;642975 wrote: Hey KB-
Did you go? :wah:
Two times.
Did you go? :wah:
Two times.
Life ain't linear.
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KB.;642977 wrote: I got too many women to keep up with as it is, Muses, Sirens, and Kates every where. I am afraid I, just for the sake of organization, shall have to keep myself pigeon-holed into one gender. I like my loves to be less hairy than me, softer than me, curvier than me, and nutless. I know, I know, call me boring.
For the funeral, you dingbat. Free for the funeral.
The written medium leaves a lot to be desired on occasion.
For the funeral, you dingbat. Free for the funeral.
The written medium leaves a lot to be desired on occasion.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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Ok, I asked for that didn't I?
It's just I'm still cracking up about that. Not about what was said to AF, but about YOUR reaction to it!!
"Who the hell says this?!"
:wah: :wah: :wah:
It's just I'm still cracking up about that. Not about what was said to AF, but about YOUR reaction to it!!
"Who the hell says this?!"
:wah: :wah: :wah:
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spot;642980 wrote: For the funeral, you dingbat. Free for the funeral.
The written medium leaves a lot to be desired on occasion.
Well, you already called me a chicken ****, figured I'd give you more to work with. One of my goals in life is to fake my own death; when I get ready I'll be sure to let you know.
The written medium leaves a lot to be desired on occasion.
Well, you already called me a chicken ****, figured I'd give you more to work with. One of my goals in life is to fake my own death; when I get ready I'll be sure to let you know.
Life ain't linear.
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funeral....stiff....yeah there's an innuendo in there somewhere....
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RedGlitter;642986 wrote: funeral....stiff....yeah there's an innuendo in there somewhere....
Actually there wasn't, but this thread is growing to epic proportions.
Actually there wasn't, but this thread is growing to epic proportions.
Life ain't linear.
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Hello - tapping feet - still looking - still didn't see the goods here
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Yeah I haven't even seen ZINKY!!!
He started all this!
He started all this!
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ThePheasant;642988 wrote: Hello - tapping feet - still looking - still didn't see the goods here
Sing, Sing a song....
about a big dong
Don't tell me it's not big enough
for anyone else but me....
Sing, Sing a song.........:guitarist :guitarist
Sing, Sing a song....
about a big dong
Don't tell me it's not big enough
for anyone else but me....
Sing, Sing a song.........:guitarist :guitarist
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RedGlitter;642990 wrote: Yeah I haven't even seen ZINKY!!!
He started all this!
:wah: Yeah, 180+ posts here, where is this batty thread starter?
He started all this!
:wah: Yeah, 180+ posts here, where is this batty thread starter?
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WonderWendy3;642992 wrote: Sing, Sing a song....
about a big dong
Don't tell me it's not big enough
for anyone else but me....
Sing, Sing a song.........:guitarist :guitarist
:wah: Singing about the Big Ding Dong is just not the same!
about a big dong
Don't tell me it's not big enough
for anyone else but me....
Sing, Sing a song.........:guitarist :guitarist
:wah: Singing about the Big Ding Dong is just not the same!
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I think he's in the adult bookstore....:-3
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Wendy, you been drinkin'? God I hope so for that! :wah: :wah: :wah:
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By the way Wendy, I think that piccy of wonderwomen on your post is awesome - really great piccy - good find.
Okaaaaay - I changed subject - but what the heck I think I have given up on the Worlds Largest Penis
Okaaaaay - I changed subject - but what the heck I think I have given up on the Worlds Largest Penis
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RedGlitter;642996 wrote: I think he's in the adult bookstore....:-3
They allow bats in adult bookstores - mmmmm are the books stored upside down
They allow bats in adult bookstores - mmmmm are the books stored upside down
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ThePheasant;643008 wrote: They allow bats in adult bookstores - mmmmm are the books stored upside down
Yeah and sometimes their little feet get sticky....
Yeah and sometimes their little feet get sticky....
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ewww :wah: - sending massive swarm of mosquitos in the hope that we can get that well endowed bat out of the bookstore and start answering some questions here or at least come up with the goods!!
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:yh_sweat...
For a minute there I thought someone had captured photos of me without my consent...
For a minute there I thought someone had captured photos of me without my consent...
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I think I might be in the running. Is 14" big?
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[attachment removed by moderator - we seem to have a new member to play with...]
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Didn't mean to scare ya
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Ojii;704346 wrote: Didn't mean to scare ya
Come again?
Come again?
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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:wah: Your first post, has piccy removed by moderator - that must be a record!
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It's actually considered a birth defect. The doc almost cut it off when I was born cause he thought it was the umbilical cord. But I guess if you're gonna have a defect, it might as well be a giant penis.
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Ojii;704308 wrote: I think I might be in the running. Is 14" big?
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*snort*
[attachment removed by moderator - we seem to have a new member to play with...]
*snort*
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sunny104;704552 wrote: *snort*
:wah: His next question being ...... what do I do with my one cell :-3 :wah:
:wah: His next question being ...... what do I do with my one cell :-3 :wah:
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ThePheasant;704574 wrote: His next question being ...... what do I do with my one cell :-3 :wah:
:wah:
where'd he go?? I want to play with our new member! :wah:
:wah:
where'd he go?? I want to play with our new member! :wah:
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sunny104;704599 wrote: :wah:
where'd he go?? I want to play with our new member! :wah:
:yh_rotfl
A moderator deleted his 'member', so he doesn't want to play anymore
where'd he go?? I want to play with our new member! :wah:
:yh_rotfl
A moderator deleted his 'member', so he doesn't want to play anymore
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ThePheasant;704601 wrote: :yh_rotfl
A moderator deleted his 'member', so he doesn't want to play anymore
So moderators now have castration powers? Spot have I told you how much I enjoy your posts?:-3
A moderator deleted his 'member', so he doesn't want to play anymore
So moderators now have castration powers? Spot have I told you how much I enjoy your posts?:-3
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YZGI;704603 wrote: So moderators now have castration powers? Spot have I told you how much I enjoy your posts?:-3
it was the 14 inches that got his attention. I think you're safe. :rolleyes: :wah:
it was the 14 inches that got his attention. I think you're safe. :rolleyes: :wah:
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sunny104;704609 wrote: it was the 14 inches that got his attention. I think you're safe. :rolleyes: :wah:
:yh_rotflWait a sec.
:yh_rotflWait a sec.
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sunny104;704599 wrote: :wah:
where'd he go?? I want to play with our new member! :wah:
:eek:
where'd he go?? I want to play with our new member! :wah:
:eek:
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BUMP :yh_giggle
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sunny104;704986 wrote: BUMP :yh_giggle
:yh_rotfl Its no good Sunny, I think we scared the member, oops I mean our new member off :yh_battin
:yh_rotfl Its no good Sunny, I think we scared the member, oops I mean our new member off :yh_battin
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it's friday, who else can we play with?? :yh_devil :wah:
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sunny104;704992 wrote: it's friday, who else can we play with?? :yh_devil :wah:
Here I come to save the day. Wisey is on his wayyyyy.:wah:
Here I come to save the day. Wisey is on his wayyyyy.:wah:
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sunny104;704992 wrote: it's friday, who else can we play with?? :yh_devil :wah:
:wah: Come on people! Sunny and I want to have some fun with you - here 'trolly', 'trolly' !!
:wah: Come on people! Sunny and I want to have some fun with you - here 'trolly', 'trolly' !!
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YZGI;704998 wrote: Here I come to save the day. Wisey is on his wayyyyy.:wah:
well, it's not 14 inches but you'll do I suppose! :wah:
well, it's not 14 inches but you'll do I suppose! :wah:
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YZGI;704998 wrote: Here I come to save the day. Wisey is on his wayyyyy.:wah:
:wah: I thought there was a 14"er requirement here :wah:
:wah: I thought there was a 14"er requirement here :wah:
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Ya beat me to it Sunny :wah:
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ThePheasant;705000 wrote: :wah: Come on people! Sunny and I want to have some fun with you - here 'trolly', 'trolly' !!
it's always amuses me that we scare them more than they scare us! :-3 :wah:
it's always amuses me that we scare them more than they scare us! :-3 :wah:
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ThePheasant;705009 wrote: Ya beat me to it Sunny :wah:
sshhhh! :yh_shhhh he might start asking about boob size or something! :wah:
sshhhh! :yh_shhhh he might start asking about boob size or something! :wah:
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ThePheasant;705008 wrote: :wah: I thought there was a 14"er requirement here :wah:
Well I reckon I could fold it in half if you require just "14".
Well I reckon I could fold it in half if you require just "14".