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YZGI;642453 wrote: All I got to say is WHOOO HOOO! um I mean wifey is above average.
how you doin' :sneaky:
how you doin' :sneaky:
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KB.;642450 wrote: Good guess
seems like that's where most guys are.....give or take a bit.................
seems like that's where most guys are.....give or take a bit.................
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Pinky;642454 wrote: For some reason, I find it really funny that this keeps ending up next to the frozen vegetables thread! I keep reading it as Largest Frozen Penis.:-3
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl my dream popsicle!!
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl my dream popsicle!!
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it's hard to eat popsicles in the presence of men, they're eyes go all funny and stuff..... :wah:
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sunny104;642481 wrote: it's hard to eat popsicles in the presence of men, they're eyes go all funny and stuff..... :wah:
banana's too....and don't even get me started on a ice cream cone...whooo hoooooooooo
banana's too....and don't even get me started on a ice cream cone...whooo hoooooooooo
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sunny104;642449 wrote: 6 inches.... Be reasonable Sunny. Measuring from the backbone is cheating.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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spot;642506 wrote: Be reasonable Sunny. Measuring from the backbone is cheating.
Spot, that has to be the Post of the Year :wah:
Spot, that has to be the Post of the Year :wah:
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spot;642506 wrote: Be reasonable Sunny. Measuring from the backbone is cheating.
You win.
:wah:
You win.
:wah:
Life ain't linear.
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spot;642506 wrote: Be reasonable Sunny. Measuring from the backbone is cheating.
Dang Spot,
Man Law #21. Never tell them where you are starting your penis measurement from.
Dang Spot,
Man Law #21. Never tell them where you are starting your penis measurement from.
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spot;642506 wrote: Be reasonable Sunny. Measuring from the backbone is cheating.
PMSL :wah: :wah:
PMSL :wah: :wah:
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
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almostfamous;642520 wrote: hmmm I wonder if he would consent to that :sneaky: I gotta go back to memphis real quick, brb.
:wah:
:wah:
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
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Oh, I like your sig Almostslutty, I have that quote on my myspace page.
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almostfamous;642535 wrote: Which d!ck are you? :wah: :p
Obviously the biggest
(love ya really Spot):-4
Obviously the biggest
(love ya really Spot):-4
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
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almostfamous;642536 wrote: well ****, i need a new one now boooo. it took me forever to find that one.
You ain't got to change it; and I see how you pay attention, it has been the banner on my page since I started it.
Back on topic. I am glad you answered that question yes; I think it applies to a lot of us, both genders. When I am in that kind of mood I am not looking for love, intelligence, eloquence, or a kind hearted woman. I am looking for firm tits, and a round ass. Call me silly.
I like this thread. Needs more innuendo though.
You ain't got to change it; and I see how you pay attention, it has been the banner on my page since I started it.
Back on topic. I am glad you answered that question yes; I think it applies to a lot of us, both genders. When I am in that kind of mood I am not looking for love, intelligence, eloquence, or a kind hearted woman. I am looking for firm tits, and a round ass. Call me silly.
I like this thread. Needs more innuendo though.
Life ain't linear.
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KB.;642548 wrote: You ain't got to change it; and I see how you pay attention, it has been the banner on my page since I started it.
Back on topic. I am glad you answered that question yes; I think it applies to a lot of us, both genders. When I am in that kind of mood I am not looking for love, intelligence, eloquence, or a kind hearted woman. I am looking for firm tits, and a round ass. Call me silly.
I like this thread. Needs more innuendo though.
Hello Silly
Back on topic. I am glad you answered that question yes; I think it applies to a lot of us, both genders. When I am in that kind of mood I am not looking for love, intelligence, eloquence, or a kind hearted woman. I am looking for firm tits, and a round ass. Call me silly.
I like this thread. Needs more innuendo though.
Hello Silly
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So is this where everyone is this morning?
Is this where all the action is?
Seems kinda limp in here if you ask me.:-3
Get outta the penile thread and post!! :wah:
Please! I'm begging!
(There's your innuendo KB)
Is this where all the action is?
Seems kinda limp in here if you ask me.:-3
Get outta the penile thread and post!! :wah:
Please! I'm begging!
(There's your innuendo KB)
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you all could use the metric system when measuring, your numbers might be more impressive that way!
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KB.;642551 wrote: That was easy, now give me a million dollars.
Just give me your bank details and I'll send the money from my Nigerian account :sneaky:
Just give me your bank details and I'll send the money from my Nigerian account :sneaky:
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Uncle Kram;642554 wrote: Just give me your bank details and I'll send the money from my Nigerian account :sneaky:
PMed, no problem.
PMed, no problem.
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RedGlitter;642552 wrote: So is this where everyone is this morning?
Is this where all the action is?
Seems kinda limp in here if you ask me.:-3
Get outta the penile thread and post!! :wah:
Please! I'm begging!
(There's your innuendo KB)
limp :wah:
yep what a flanker ofa thread!
Is this where all the action is?
Seems kinda limp in here if you ask me.:-3
Get outta the penile thread and post!! :wah:
Please! I'm begging!
(There's your innuendo KB)
limp :wah:
yep what a flanker ofa thread!
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ahem, stay on topic please!! please??
don't stick it in <---------------:D here if it's not penis related!!
don't stick it in <---------------:D here if it's not penis related!!
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Sunny I think you're going to self combust.
You better go into the Movie Title thread or something! :wah:
You better go into the Movie Title thread or something! :wah:
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RedGlitter;642561 wrote: Sunny I think you're going to self combust.
You better go into the Movie Title thread or something! :wah:
it's my friday!! I have to be extra goofy!
You better go into the Movie Title thread or something! :wah:
it's my friday!! I have to be extra goofy!
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sunny104;642563 wrote: it's my friday!! I have to be extra goofy!
Keep it on topic Sunny...goofy has no place in here. This is serious business.
HA!
Yeah right.....
Keep it on topic Sunny...goofy has no place in here. This is serious business.
HA!
Yeah right.....
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RedGlitter;642565 wrote: Keep it on topic Sunny...goofy has no place in here. This is serious business.
HA!
Yeah right.....
Goofy does have pretty big feet...............:yh_think :wah:
HA!
Yeah right.....
Goofy does have pretty big feet...............:yh_think :wah:
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sunny104;642580 wrote: Goofy does have pretty big feet...............:yh_think :wah:
I wear a size 12, you know what that means?
I wear big socks.
I wear a size 12, you know what that means?
I wear big socks.
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KB.;642582 wrote:
I wear big socks.
heh. heh.
Is that what we're callin' 'em nowadays?
I wear big socks.
heh. heh.
Is that what we're callin' 'em nowadays?
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I call socks, socks. I'm just your average guy, looking for a woman who loves mediocrity.
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Pinky;642585 wrote: :wah: :wah:
Reminds me of that Chilli Peppers concert...
Yeah...images of Flea and Anthony just flashed before me
That was so gross. :wah:
Reminds me of that Chilli Peppers concert...
Yeah...images of Flea and Anthony just flashed before me
That was so gross. :wah:
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almostfamous;642586 wrote: that cannot be used as a clue. ever. one guy's nickname, to this day, is gummyworm He was 6'3, size 14 1/2 shoe, big hands, the whole nine, he even had "the bulge" lmfao. I had the whole "3 month rule" thing goin. I was 20, a heck of a lot more patient. The time came, we "did" the deed, i think, and well, he asked me 'did you go?'
:-3 I looked around, whispered 'did i go where?':-3
That made me laugh out loud for real.
:-3 I looked around, whispered 'did i go where?':-3
That made me laugh out loud for real.
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almostfamous;642591 wrote: You know him.
It don't matter. "Did you go?", what the hell.
It don't matter. "Did you go?", what the hell.
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I dated a guy who wore a size 13 and he was just average.......but he was good..........:sneaky: :wah:
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KB.;642587 wrote: I call socks, socks. I'm just your average guy, looking for a woman who loves mediocrity.
Were those socks ribbed by any chance?
almostfamous;642586 wrote: that cannot be used as a clue. ever. one guy's nickname, to this day, is gummyworm He was 6'3, size 14 1/2 shoe, big hands, the whole nine, he even had "the bulge" lmfao. I had the whole "3 month rule" thing goin. I was 20, a heck of a lot more patient. The time came, we "did" the deed, i think, and well, he asked me 'did you go?'
I looked around, whispered 'did i go where?':-3
That is so wrong. Why the hell am I laughing at this? It's just...wrong.
I'd share stories with you but I know I'd be permanently pink (stoppit!) if I did.
Were those socks ribbed by any chance?
almostfamous;642586 wrote: that cannot be used as a clue. ever. one guy's nickname, to this day, is gummyworm He was 6'3, size 14 1/2 shoe, big hands, the whole nine, he even had "the bulge" lmfao. I had the whole "3 month rule" thing goin. I was 20, a heck of a lot more patient. The time came, we "did" the deed, i think, and well, he asked me 'did you go?'
I looked around, whispered 'did i go where?':-3
That is so wrong. Why the hell am I laughing at this? It's just...wrong.
I'd share stories with you but I know I'd be permanently pink (stoppit!) if I did.
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PS I will never look at a gummy worm the same way again.........:-1
:D :wah:
:D :wah:
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Fing go where? Who the hell says stuff like that? I think he had his verb tenses mixed up.
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KB.;642609 wrote: Fing go where? Who the hell says stuff like that? I think he had his verb tenses mixed up.
Hahaha!! KB, you're still bemused by that!! :wah:
To me, it sounds like what moms ask little kids when they come outta the bathroom by themselves. "Did you go, honey?"
I'm laughing at poor AF's expense. Sorry, Beth.
Hahaha!! KB, you're still bemused by that!! :wah:
To me, it sounds like what moms ask little kids when they come outta the bathroom by themselves. "Did you go, honey?"
I'm laughing at poor AF's expense. Sorry, Beth.
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guys just shouldn't ask questions during or after or really at all......if she has an orgasm you will be well aware of it! :wah:
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RedGlitter;642610 wrote: Hahaha!! KB, you're still bemused by that!! :wah:
To me, it sounds like what moms ask little kids when they come outta the bathroom by themselves. "Did you go, honey?"
I'm laughing at poor AF's expense. Sorry, Beth.
It just boggles my mind, but if she is talking about who I think she is I can totally see that brain dead idiot saying that. If she isn't talking about who I think she is then it is even funnier.
To me, it sounds like what moms ask little kids when they come outta the bathroom by themselves. "Did you go, honey?"
I'm laughing at poor AF's expense. Sorry, Beth.
It just boggles my mind, but if she is talking about who I think she is I can totally see that brain dead idiot saying that. If she isn't talking about who I think she is then it is even funnier.
Life ain't linear.
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sunny104;642611 wrote: guys just shouldn't ask questions during or after or really at all......if she has an orgasm you will be well aware of it! :wah:
I just slap her ass and say, "I appreciate ya".
I just slap her ass and say, "I appreciate ya".
Life ain't linear.
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KB.;642613 wrote: I just slap her ass and say, "I appreciate ya".
I like to go to sleep immediately after......or a smoke break....depends on the time of day..................:-6
I like to go to sleep immediately after......or a smoke break....depends on the time of day..................:-6
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sunny104;642614 wrote: I like to go to sleep immediately after......or a smoke break....depends on the time of day..................:-6
You have nice legs, at least in that picture you do.
:yh_sweat
You have nice legs, at least in that picture you do.
:yh_sweat
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KB.;642613 wrote: I just slap her ass and say, "I appreciate ya".
Ooooo....needs work, KB.
I'd be kicking you out of bed if I heard that. :wah:
Ooooo....needs work, KB.
I'd be kicking you out of bed if I heard that. :wah:
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almostfamous;642621 wrote: bowchicabowbow :sneaky: :wah:
If Ron Jeremy shows up in here, I'm cuttin' out!
If Ron Jeremy shows up in here, I'm cuttin' out!
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RedGlitter;642620 wrote: Ooooo....needs work, KB.
I'd be kicking you out of bed if I heard that. :wah:
Getting kicked out of bed is the whole point. I'm off to work, you freaks have fun in here.
I'd be kicking you out of bed if I heard that. :wah:
Getting kicked out of bed is the whole point. I'm off to work, you freaks have fun in here.
Life ain't linear.
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[QUOTE=spot;642506]Be reasonable Sunny. Measuring from the backbone is cheating.
:wah: :wah: nice one just picked myself off the floor, ouch my sides :wah: :wah:
:wah: :wah: nice one just picked myself off the floor, ouch my sides :wah: :wah: