world's largest penis

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:47 am

eh eh eh why are you looking here?:wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:50 am

:yh_whistl

CrazyCruizChick · Post by **CrazyCruizChick** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:52 am

:wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:52 am

Zinky you big tease!!

:wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:53 am

:yh_rotfl Darn it Zinky!!!!

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:28 am

Im not here its a figment of your imagination :rolleyes:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:42 am

Don't be putting my piccy on the net Zinky.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:44 am

I was hoping to be re-united with my old boyfriend, thought you found him on the net!!

darnittttttttttttttttt:-5 :-5 :-5

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:46 am

WonderWendy3;641654 wrote: I was hoping to be re-united with my old boyfriend, thought you found him on the net!!

darnittttttttttttttttt:-5 :-5 :-5

:wah:

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:49 am

how sad

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:54 am

Yeah, well at least I have memories....:guitarist :guitarist

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:57 am

I was just checking to make sure I didn't have to sue any one for libel. I wonder how many folks will get that.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:57 am

I watched a show on tv, about an American couple, she had a plastic mould made from his you know what, she said that at least if they ever broke up, she'd have the most important part. Made me LMHO :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:57 am

KB.;641671 wrote: I was just checking to make sure I didn't have to sue any one for libel. I wonder how many folks will get that.
I reckon this folk go it.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:57 am

KB.;641671 wrote: I was just checking to make sure I didn't have to sue any one for libel. I wonder how many folks will get that.

Dreaming again KB :wah:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:59 am

SuzyB;641674 wrote: Dreaming again KB :wah:

See you didn't get it.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:04 am

SuzyB;641672 wrote: I watched a show on tv, about an American couple, she had a plastic mould made from his you know what, she said that at least if they ever broke up, she'd have the most important part. Made me LMHO :wah:

There also was a show on music groupies that made molds of Rock-stars "star members" and I can never look at Jimi Hendrix the same again....whoo hooooo:guitarist :guitarist

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:09 am

:-5 I'm still waiting for someone to come up with goods!!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:17 am

ThePheasant;641685 wrote: :-5 I'm still waiting for someone to come up with goods!!!

Umm, honey I have a book or two to hold you over to the end of time....:p

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:20 am

WonderWendy3;641688 wrote: Umm, honey I have a book or two to hold you over to the end of time....:p

:yh_rotfl pant! pant! I'll PM address to send it :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:21 am

ThePheasant;641685 wrote: :-5 I'm still waiting for someone to come up with goods!!!

:wah:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:22 am

I think we need some double entendre in this thread. I'll start. watch for it. I like my penis, it has been a constant and faithful companion for over thirty years now. Whether thick or thin it has always been right in the middle of it with me.

:-2

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:22 am

I saw a cosmetic surgery on guys that had them made bigger, they looked deformed after........ yukkkkkkkk

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:23 am

KB.;641696 wrote: I think we need some double entendre in this thread. I'll start. watch for it. I like my penis, it has been a constant and faithful companion for over thirty years now. Whether thick or thin it has always been right in the middle of it with me.

:-2

:wah:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:25 am

The smiley makes all the difference. Just think if Ovid or Pascal would have had the smileys to use.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:26 am

KB.;641702 wrote: The smiley makes all the difference. Just think if Ovid or Pascal would have had the smileys to use.
Or Dr. Suess.:wah:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:28 am

YZGI;641706 wrote: Or Dr. Suess.:wah:

what if he wrote a book about them:

one penis

two penis

big penis

little penise

eeinie, weenie, YZGI penis:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:31 am

zinkyusa;641707 wrote: what if he wrote a book about them:

one penis

two penis

big penis

little penise

eeinie, weenie, YZGI penis:wah:

After that one there might be Green eggs and bat penis on the menu.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:32 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Post by **spot** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:49 am

The Icelandic Phallological Museum of ReykjavÃk is open from 12 am to 6 pm daily between 20th of May and 10th of September and charges 500 IKr for admission.

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:54 am

spot;641725 wrote: The Icelandic Phallological Museum of ReykjavÃk is open from 12 am to 6 pm daily between 20th of May and 10th of September and charges 500 IKr for admission.

I'm open all damn day, year round; and I don't charge a dime. Just buy me a drink or two first.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:55 am

it's dark and my window is open to hear the pouring rain, that is an excellant love making scenario.

sorry!

random penis thought.

Post by **spot** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:58 am

KB.;641730 wrote: I'm open all damn day, year round; and I don't charge a dime. just buy me a drink or two first.

That's the best offer I've had all week.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:02 am

sunny104;641733 wrote: it's dark and my window is open to hear the pouring rain, that is an excellant love making scenario.

sorry!

random penis thought.

This is a better offer.

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:07 am

YZGI;641744 wrote: This is a better offer.

By far; that offer is much more warm and open than mine is. <---------

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:09 am

YZGI;641744 wrote: This is a better offer.

just a fantasy of mine. :-6

except I was chopping jalapenos at lunchtime, maybe I shouldn't be touching anyones delicate parts!

Post by **spot** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:09 am

KB.;641746 wrote: By far; that offer is much more warm and open than mine is.

Chicken.

Oi, Sunny, have you got anything planned for this evening?

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:14 am

spot;641748 wrote: Chicken.

Oi, Sunny, have you got anything planned for this evening?

how about right now? nobody ever made love to me in the pouring rain......

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:18 am

sunny104;641733 wrote: it's dark and my window is open to hear the pouring rain, that is an excellant love making scenario.

sorry!

random penis thought.

sunny104;641752 wrote: how about right now? nobody ever made love to me in the pouring rain......
Oh you pour thing.

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:19 am

sunny104;641752 wrote: how about right now? nobody ever made love to me in the pouring rain......

Sometimes we are our own best friend. <-------

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:20 am

YZGI;641754 wrote: Oh you pour thing.

Nice.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:27 am

KB.;641755 wrote: Sometimes we are our own best friend.

:eek:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:54 am

5 freaking pages and not one picture....dammit :-5

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:55 am

yeah, we are so neglected....:-1

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:11 am

Kathy Ellen;641820 wrote: :yh_whistl

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_blue_whale.htm

the penis of a blue whale can measure up to 16 feet long and its testicles weigh in at around 25 pounds apiece"

:eek: well, I'm impressed.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:20 am

I only came on here to see if it was bigger than mine , I see I still got nothing to worry about :driving:

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:31 pm

Did someone call?

Sorry we were busy.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:58 pm

Sheryl;641805 wrote: 5 freaking pages and not one picture....dammit :-5

:wah: I glad somelse is joining me on my protest!!

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:01 pm

spot;641725 wrote: The Icelandic Phallological Museum of ReykjavÃk is open from 12 am to 6 pm daily between 20th of May and 10th of September and charges 500 IKr for admission.

Iceland?

Hmmpf. Probably just a bunch of icicles sitting around.