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Be ye fishers of men. You catch them. He'll clean them.

I like this one best. These are very slick, Angel. :-6
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Angel:-6

An excellent list.

Shalom

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Angeleyes82, whoever you are, you're the bomb!:-6
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the will of God will never take you to where the grace of God will not protect you!

i think i like that one best!:-6
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Post by Carolly »

Yesterdays History

Tomorrows a Mystery

Todays a gift from God

And thats why its called The Present;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly:-6

I like that.

Shalom

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Post by Ted »

I just turned to that ad on Scientology. I see they deal in diuretics. LOL

Oops, it must be my failing eye sight that was Dianetics. I like diuretics better.

Shalom

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Post by cars »

All great one liners Angel, many of them so very true! :)
Cars :)
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Post by freethinkingthuthseeker »

beautiful words and here are some gems from C S Lewis

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one.

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see.

Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours.

There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way."

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.

He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart”

Every one says forgiveness is a lovely idea, until they have something to forgive.”

"Atheism turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning"

"The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. "

"Die before you die, there is no chance after."

"How could an idiotic universe have produced creatures whose mere dreams are so much stronger, better, subtler than itself?"



"Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching."



"If war is ever lawful, then peace is sometimes sinful."

"There are a dozen views about everything until you know the answer. Then there is never more than one."

"We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies but he hopes he'll never have to use it."

"Aim for heaven and you will get earth thrown in.

Aim at earth and you will get neither.

peace and blessings
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