Mr and Mrs Oscar to divorce..

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:52 pm

He's got 24 hours to shave that beard off or I'm leaving.

:mad::mad:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:58 pm

Oscar..................this link is for YOU................

all about beards

:D

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:04 pm

Show us a picture so we can have a look see:D

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:17 pm

Kathy Ellen;1240991 wrote: Show us a picture so we can have a look see:D He won't let me take a pic

:mad: :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:19 pm

along-for-the-ride;1240989 wrote: Oscar..................this link is for YOU................

all about beards

:D Thankyou

:wah: No... I'm sorry but I can not get into beards. They can be quite groovy on some guys but not Mr O.

I have known men in the past to have collected food and small furry rodents nesting In them and I'm not having it.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:40 pm

oscar;1240986 wrote: He's got 24 hours to shave that beard off or I'm leaving.

:mad::mad:

sneak in and shave if off!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:42 pm

Odie;1240999 wrote: sneak in and shave if off!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I have... I told his pal tonight that I'd wait until he was asleep and shave his eyebrows off as well :sneaky:

It's horrible... he looks like a hobo.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:45 pm

oscar;1241001 wrote: I have... I told his pal tonight that I'd wait until he was asleep and shave his eyebrows off as well :sneaky:

It's horrible... he looks like a hobo.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

that's what you get for marrying a fisherman!:D

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:15 pm

Odie;1241003 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

that's what you get for marrying a fisherman!:D
Do you know?... I think that's what It is... all his fishermen pals have beards.

I absolutely hate It. :-5:-5

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:25 pm

I love beards as long as they are trimmed and kept neat.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:30 pm

CARLA;1241023 wrote: I love beards as long as they are trimmed and kept neat.

I told him yesterday that if he didn't get rid of It, i wouldn't speak to him. he said 'In that case, It's staying'... Bloody cheek !!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:46 pm

Keep the beard Peter Lake. Start smoking cigars in the house too.

She gets all those animals...you get the beard.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:09 pm

He called your bluff. :wah:

[QUOTE]I told him yesterday that if he didn't get rid of It, i wouldn't speak to him. he said 'In that case, It's staying'... Bloody cheek !!![/QUOTE]

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:20 pm

oscar;1241020 wrote: Do you know?... I think that's what It is... all his fishermen pals have beards.

I absolutely hate It. :-5:-5

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I don't mind beards if it suits the man and is kept trimmed.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:52 pm

Nomad;1241027 wrote: Keep the beard Peter Lake. Start smoking cigars in the house too.

She gets all those animals...you get the beard.
Don't you start siding with him or I'll set the one fang cat peanut on you. I will put her in a box and post her to your shack. You will think It's more fan mail until you open It. Then under my training, she will leap from the box spitting and hissing at your gonads.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:53 pm

CARLA;1241031 wrote: He called your bluff. :wah:
It back fired on him Carla. I said 'In that case, I will nag you 24/7 unless you shave it off.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:54 pm

Odie;1241035 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I don't mind beards if it suits the man and is kept trimmed.
But why do men who are growing a beard have to keep checking in the mirror to see how much it's grown?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:07 pm

oscar;1241049 wrote: Don't you start siding with him or I'll set the one fang cat peanut on you. I will put her in a box and post her to your shack. You will think It's more fan mail until you open It. Then under my training, she will leap from the box spitting and hissing at your gonads.

Sometimes a mans just gotta let it grow. Makes him feel sassy.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:12 pm

Nomad;1241057 wrote: Sometimes a mans just gotta let it grow. Makes him feel sassy.
Sassy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl No.... he looks like a tramp.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:24 pm

oscar;1241059 wrote: Sassy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl No.... he looks like a tramp.

Same thing.

Get him a nice knife with a belt case so he can whittle something.

My beloved bought me one 10 yrs ago but I dont want to use it because its such a nice blade. I do enjoy looking at it and touching it though.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:50 am

oscar;1240986 wrote: He's got 24 hours to shave that beard off or I'm leaving.

:mad::mad:

If you don't want him can I have him?

I don't mind the beard so long as there's no food in it. :p

But if he'll come and cook and clean for me I'll feed him, give him a sofa to sleep on and speak kindly to him.

(And so long as he doesn't mind the rabbits nibbling at his toes in the night!

)

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:24 am

Rapunzel;1241078 wrote: If you don't want him can I have him?

I don't mind the beard so long as there's no food in it. :p

But if he'll come and cook and clean for me I'll feed him, give him a sofa to sleep on and speak kindly to him.

(And so long as he doesn't mind the rabbits nibbling at his toes in the night!

) Yes... he's yours. He likes Rabbits as well. Don't speak kindly to him though as he's not used to It.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:02 am

oscar;1241095 wrote: Yes... he's yours. He likes Rabbits as well. Don't speak kindly to him though as he's not used to It.

Well really he'd be a guest so I'd have to speak kindly to him (it's only good manners after all).

If he feels more comfortable with commands he can listen to me talking to the rest of the fam!

(They're my donkeys - I get them to fetch and carry for me!)

:D:D:wah:

I'm really glad he likes rabbits - so long as he likes petting them and not eating them!

If he could feed them and clean them out too, that would be an added bonus!

Please can you send your hoover, a duster, a can of Pledge and your sunday roasting tin with him too? :-4

When would you like him back and how much would you charge for him (by the week)? :-6

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:01 am

Rapunzel;1241105 wrote: Well really he'd be a guest so I'd have to speak kindly to him (it's only good manners after all).

If he feels more comfortable with commands he can listen to me talking to the rest of the fam!

(They're my donkeys - I get them to fetch and carry for me!)

:D:D:wah:

I'm really glad he likes rabbits - so long as he likes petting them and not eating them!

If he could feed them and clean them out too, that would be an added bonus!

Please can you send your hoover, a duster, a can of Pledge and your sunday roasting tin with him too? :-4

When would you like him back and how much would you charge for him (by the week)? :-6
No charge for a friend.

He's trained in cleaning smelly cat poo out of litter trays so will do well in the rabbit cleaning department. I have no idea where the Pledge is but don't worry as he does. He has 2 hoovers. One for the venetian blinds and one for the floors.

However, you must be warned. He will get on his fishing forum every day and go into a strop if 'martin' In Cheltenham has caught a bigger fish than him. He will want to play his fishing DVD's and he will tell you about every fish he has caught since he was 7 years old, where he caught it, what the weather was that day and how much it weighed. He will want to play 'Pink Flidd occassionally and watch 'Deal or no deal' every day. Apart from that, he is quite easy to please.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:01 am

oscar;1241122 wrote: he will tell you about every fish he has caught since he was 7 years old, where he caught it, what the weather was that day and how much it weighed.

I bet he forgets a loaf of bread at the store though. My husband's like that with football. He can tell you about games that were played 10 years ago but can't remember to pick up a loaf of bread. :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:18 am

Peg;1241128 wrote: I bet he forgets a loaf of bread at the store though. My husband's like that with football. He can tell you about games that were played 10 years ago but can't remember to pick up a loaf of bread. :wah:
Peg, tell me about it :wah: He does this thing where he goes shopping, walks in the door and I call out 'Did you get the milk'? Without a word he turns round, walks back out the door and gets back in the car :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:47 am

oscar;1241051 wrote: But why do men who are growing a beard have to keep checking in the mirror to see how much it's grown?

makes them feel like a real man!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:50 am

Odie;1241148 wrote: makes them feel like a real man!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl And they have to stroke it all the time.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:00 am

oscar;1241151 wrote: And they have to stroke it all the time.

yup.....its what real men do, or at least they think.:rolleyes:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:19 pm

oscar;1241059 wrote: Sassy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl No.... he looks like a tramp.

The local news caught him looking through the paper yesterday.

Oscar thought she might as well join 'im, 'cause she couldn't beat 'im.

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Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:25 pm

They should replace the Statute of Liberty with a really big version of Peter Lake made out of clay then glazed with really pretty colors and maybe glue all his fish to it.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:31 pm

along-for-the-ride;1241263 wrote: The local news caught him looking through the paper yesterday.

Oscar thought she might as well join 'im, 'cause she couldn't beat 'im.

OMG!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:48 am

oscar;1240986 wrote: He's got 24 hours to shave that beard off or I'm leaving.

:mad::mad:

Did he shave?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:58 am

Could always have a his n hers.....if u get my drift....unkept garden of a lady :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:44 am

Peg;1241424 wrote: Did he shave? I WON.... HE SHAVED IT OFF AT TEN MINUTES BEFORE THE DEADLINE OF MIDNIGHT :yh_dance:yh_dance:yh_dance

Oscar ALWAYS gets her way :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:46 am

Nomad;1241372 wrote: They should replace the Statute of Liberty with a really big version of Peter Lake made out of clay then glazed with really pretty colors and maybe glue all his fish to it.
Doesn't clay melt in high temperatures? It would melt into an unrecongnisable pile of poo... still It could win the Turner Art prize.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:51 am

oscar;1241528 wrote: I WON.... HE SHAVED IT OFF AT TEN MINUTES BEFORE THE DEADLINE OF MIDNIGHT :yh_dance:yh_dance:yh_dance

Oscar ALWAYS gets her way :yh_rotfl

did he have a choice?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:57 am

Odie;1241538 wrote: did he have a choice?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl NO :yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:03 am

oscar;1241541 wrote: NO :yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I rest my case!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:22 am

Odie;1241543 wrote: I rest my case!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I refused to kiss him ever again until it went.

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:08 pm

I'm reporting this entire thread for being "Beardist".........

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:44 pm

dubs;1241723 wrote: I'm reporting this entire thread for being "Beardist".........

Yes but your sexy in your beard.... he looked like a tramp. :wah:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:13 pm

oscar;1241728 wrote: Yes but your sexy in your beard.... he looked like a tramp. :wah:

Only because it covers up a percentage of my face....I'm actually Fugly!

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:22 pm

oscar;1241728 wrote: Yes but your sexy in your beard.... he looked like a tramp. :wah:

and you would know this how?:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:39 pm

Odie;1241749 wrote: and you would know this how?:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Check his profile :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:40 pm

dubs;1241740 wrote: Only because it covers up a percentage of my face....I'm actually Fugly!

Your not fugly.... quite sexy :wah:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:42 pm

oscar;1241762 wrote: Your not fugly.... quite sexy :wah:

Yes but you think Gordo is sexy!!! Therefore I'm crushed!!....

:wah::wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:30 pm

oscar;1241760 wrote: Check his profile :wah:

I know that!:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl