And now for something completely different

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:30 pm

Devizes man admits sex with goat (From The Wiltshire Gazette and Herald)

One can only ask why?

One's a long-haired smelly animal and the other Is a Goat.

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:47 pm

What is all the fuss about?

Was the goat harmed? Did she resist?

So now she isn't a virgin, does that devalue the animal?

Another victimless crime.

For one, I am not someone to judge another's foreplay.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:01 pm

tude dog;1433845 wrote: What is all the fuss about?

Was the goat harmed? Did she resist?

So now she isn't a virgin, does that devalue the animal?

Another victimless crime.

For one, I am not someone to judge another's foreplay.

Are you Kidding ?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:07 pm

oscar;1433846 wrote: Are you Kidding ?

Lord I hope so..

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:08 pm

tude dog wont be dog sitting my dog......................even if I had one.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:31 pm

Tude lives in the land where men are men & goats are nervous.

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:11 pm

Thank ya all for your thoughtful comments.

Why is it the concern of others who we have sex with? Who is harmed?

I don't keep up with such things, but heard of man having sex with horse, me thinks in Washington State, totally legal. Horse owner wasn't happy, but never heard from the horse.

It is my understanding that laws against bestiality are not everywhere in the U.S.

Think about it.

What is the rational to outlaw bestiality?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:32 pm

You would not force yourself upon a human being without consent. The animal has not given consent.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:47 pm

AnneBoleyn;1433852 wrote: Tude lives in the land where men are men & goats are nervous.

:wah::wah:

Poor guy obviously needs therapy.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:25 pm

tude dog;1433845 wrote: What is all the fuss about?

Was the goat harmed? Did she resist?

So now she isn't a virgin, does that devalue the animal?

Another victimless crime.

For one, I am not someone to judge another's foreplay.

The article didn't say if it was a female goat or not. What if he had anal sex with a male goat, would that bother you at all?

Also, the guy that had sex with horses in Washington State died from a perforated colon. Barnyard sex isn't all fun and games, you know.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:44 pm

SnoozeAgain;1433888 wrote: The article didn't say if it was a female goat or not. What if he had anal sex with a male goat, would that bother you at all?

Also, the guy that had sex with horses in Washington State died from a perforated colon. Barnyard sex isn't all fun and games, you know.

I read about him.

11 Unbelievably Insane Deaths During Sex - 11 Points

This one Is better

Spanish perv dies having sex with a chicken | My[confined]Space

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:46 pm

SnoozeAgain;1433888 wrote: The article didn't say if it was a female goat or not. What if he had anal sex with a male goat, would that bother you at all?

Well, NO

not me

SnoozeAgain;1433888 wrote: Also, the guy that had sex with horses in Washington State died from a perforated colon. Barnyard sex isn't all fun and games, you know.

Just the first story which came to mind . There are others.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:16 pm

oscar;1433891 wrote: I read about him.

11 Unbelievably Insane Deaths During Sex - 11 Points

This one Is better

Spanish perv dies having sex with a chicken | My[confined]Space

Poor chicken. It probably wouldn't have survived the sex anyway unless he had an incredibly small penis.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:06 am

SnoozeAgain;1433896 wrote: Poor chicken. It probably wouldn't have survived the sex anyway unless he had an incredibly small penis.

That would be a chick dick. he he

Post by **LarsMac** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:18 am

tude dog;1433845 wrote: What is all the fuss about?

Was the goat harmed? Did she resist?

So now she isn't a virgin, does that devalue the animal?

Another victimless crime.

For one, I am not someone to judge another's foreplay.

Did the goat consent?

If not, it was hardly a victim-less crime.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:43 am

YZGI;1433933 wrote: That would be a chick dick. he he

A clitoris?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:19 am

SnoozeAgain;1433936 wrote: A clitoris? Several male members now google ' clitoris'.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:30 am

oscar;1433942 wrote: Several male members now google ' clitoris'.

It's Greek Island smart arse

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:37 am

Bruv;1433945 wrote: It's Greek Island smart arse Your confusing that with the Isle of Sphinter

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 12:19 pm

oscar;1433942 wrote: Several male members now google ' clitoris'.

And that's probably the only thing they'll ever do with one.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:46 pm

SnoozeAgain;1433959 wrote: And that's probably the only thing they'll ever do with one. Bruv's still trying to find one.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:25 am

I picked up loads off the beach in Lesbos.........if you need a new one let me know.................some are past their best..........but aren't we all ?

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:47 am

Do you keep them in a jar on your mantle?

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:40 am

SnoozeAgain;1434019 wrote: Do you keep them in a jar on your mantle?
Who's being silly now?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:51 am

Bruv;1434064 wrote: Who's being silly now?
If you came home with Clitoris's after visiting the Isle of Lesbos, I dread to think what you brought back from the Scilly Isles or the Isle of Dogs.

Yes America, we really do have an Isle of dogs...

Isle of Dogs - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:55 am

I'd like to visit the Isle of Man.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:10 am

SnoozeAgain;1434069 wrote: I'd like to visit the Isle of Man.

:yh_rotfl

I've been there... It's s.hit.

That's where Manx cats originate from.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manx_(cat)

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:15 am

Wonder what Bruv came back with after visiting

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat_Island_(Port_Jackson)

Does Bruv live In Devices, Wiltshire?

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:44 am

We have an Isle of Dogs that isn't an island, and an Isle of Thanet that isn't an island.......................and much of the British Isles isn't British.

(On an Oscar theme)

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:23 am

Bruv;1434080 wrote: We have an Isle of Dogs that isn't an island, and an Isle of Thanet that isn't an island.......................and much of the British Isles isn't British.

(On an Oscar theme)

You wonâ€™t catch me buying Evian, Iâ€™m not stupid, Itâ€™s naive backwards. I buy the slightly cheaper version from the Greek Island of Tnucyllis Instead,