The loose change on the sidewalk.

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vortexofTwinkies
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The loose change on the sidewalk.

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Friends don't last forever. Nor do low prices or virtues. I cut my finger the other day. On the stick shift of my German imported car. Seems there was a jagged piece of plastic covering sticking out of the top and when I grabbed it, I received something resembling a deep paper cut. High quality engineering indeed. I should sue them. I couldn't adequately pick my nose for almost three days.
vortexofTwinkies
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Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:11 am

The loose change on the sidewalk.

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Dear Sandy Taco,

It was a pleasure meeting with you today. I am confident that after a full consideration of the topics which we previously discussed, you will come to the conclusion that nothing ever really makes sense at all. You do, however, look absolutely marvelous draped in cilantro. I want to stuff you full of talapia. That is all.

Your friend,

Flaccid Frank
vortexofTwinkies
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The loose change on the sidewalk.

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I stapled my finger to a to copy of War and Peace. It just feels like I'm absorbing several emotions all at once. I never read the book, though.
vortexofTwinkies
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Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:11 am

The loose change on the sidewalk.

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It didn't hurt at all. It was quite likely the German import experience which prepared me for this.

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