The 80 year old shoplifter

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The 80 year old shoplifter

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An 80 year old woman was arrested for

shop lifting. When she went before the

judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied: a can of peaches.

The judge asked her why she had stolen

them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many

peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days

in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce

the punishment the woman 's husband

spoke up and asked the judge if he could

say something. He said, " What is it? "

The husband said, "She also stole a can

of peas."

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