Not enough beds

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Not enough beds

Post by crazygal »

While waiting to register at a hotel, I overheard the

couple ahead of me asking for a room with a king,

queen or double bed. The clerk apologised and said

that the only rooms available had twin beds.

Disappointed, the man remarked, "I don't know. We've

been sharing the same bed for 44 years." "Could you

possibly put them close together?" the wife asked.

Several people nearby smiled, and someone commented,

"How romantic."

Then the woman finished her request with, "Because if

he snores, I want to be able to punch him."

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