Eleven Things You'll Never Hear a Woman Say

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Do you think this dress makes me look too slim

2 You take me out too much, can't we just stay in

3 A fake one will do

4 You look stressed out, let me give you a blowjob

5 Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it

6 That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body

7 My mother is a real old bitch

8 No, No, you buy me too much already

9 Give it to me hard up the arse, big boy; you know I love it

10 What headache ?

What a damn cheek! :wah:
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crazygal;609406 wrote: Do you think this dress makes me look too slim

2 You take me out too much, can't we just stay in

3 A fake one will do

4 You look stressed out, let me give you a blowjob

5 Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it

6 That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body

7 My mother is a real old bitch

8 No, No, you buy me too much already

9 Give it to me hard up the arse, big boy; you know I love it

10 What headache ?

What a damn cheek! :wah:


Okay, I've said 5 of those...the fun part is....not telling which ones!!:lips: :wah:
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my balls itch....:wah:
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guppy;609821 wrote: my balls itch....:wah:


Oh yeah, it says 11 but there were only 10, thanks oh fishy one. :D
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I've said 9. :D
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Just leave the lid up, it's OK.:p
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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WonderWendy3;609560 wrote: Okay, I've said 5 of those...the fun part is....not telling which ones!!:lips: :wah:
I'm thinking #9 was one
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koan;609923 wrote: I've said 9. :D
9 out of ten or the # 9?
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YZGI;610146 wrote: I'm thinking #9 was one


OH, of course...very good!! --just the other night matter of a factly!!:sneaky: :wah:

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