In the dark (real funny)

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In the dark (real funny)

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A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty quid," she says. He's never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them - it's a policeman.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," said the man, "to tell the truth neither did I until you shined that light on her face."

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