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Saffron
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Pinky wrote: Don't feel like having a serious conversation or discussion?

Fancy just talking some crap for a while?

Stick it all in here....


Yeah,, I'll have to come back to this string. Sounds like a fun one.:guitarist
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Carl44
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why dont you call this page pinky's page



we have pink andrex tiolet paper it gets covered in the same stuff



1 of sue's friends has turned up with her 14 year old daughter , she has been beaten up by drunken prick boyfriend ,she is crying ,snotting ,wailing ,blubbing and this will go on until probably 4 am ,in the morning bf will be sobar and she will forgive him again and they will go off hand in hand saying how well they will get along if only me and sue would mind our own nose ache

oh well she needs us now she has some where for her and her daughter for the night they are safe thats all that matters

its gonna be a long night stay on this channel i will keep you posted i'm expecting bf to turn up we will probably end up in a fight for i cant let him hit her in front of the daughter

sorry about spelling my spell checker has gone of of my tool bar for some strange reason :mad:
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Pinky wrote: Crikey jimbo, hope she's going to be ok...:(


yup she will be fine she has me and sue



what a sh1t night i'm having :(
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Pinky wrote: Has she called the police on the Phucker?:mad:


no just blubbing but the daughter is asleep



she will probably go back to him in the morning honest



there was a young man from newcastle



who wrapped up a turd in a parcel



he sent it by train



with a note to explain



it just come red hot from his *******



sorry a sh1t poem it just seemed appropriat somehow
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jimbo wrote: no just blubbing but the daughter is asleep



she will probably go back to him in the morning honest



there was a young man from newcastle

who wrapped up a turd in a parcel

he sent it by train

with a note to explain

it just come red hot from his *******

sorry a sh1t poem it just seemed appropriat somehow


This is Suz on jim's login, i resent the remark that he is helping the situation, he keeps telling her to stop crying so loud and does she feel tired yet, and it's me thats ill and sitting listening and nursing her wounds. True Friends n all :-4 :-4

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