Bothwell Beware!

[abbey]

That Seagull is the least of your worries, ((THE BEAVERS ARE COMING))



Have you seen the size of them teeth!



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/glou ... 380276.stm

[Bothwell]

I hesitate to say I am an experienced beaver man. However these viscous creatures have been released a mere 10 miles from me, so any day now I will be being treated for Beaver fever no doubt. What next Bloody panda and Koalas being let loose to eat their way through my harmless county, herds of wild Panda roaming the Costwolds munching on defenceless morris men, i'm off for a lie down Abbey, some days I just cannot be bothered to chew through the straps