Shortest measured span of time, etc.

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I thought I would pass on a few relatively unknown bits of knowledge.

The shortest span of time ever measured was in 2003. It was the time from the light turning green, until the guy behind honked the horn.

The thrid leading cause of blindness in the US is from eyestrain, seems that people are going blind trying to find the pork in pork & beans.

You cant use food stamps to mail food.

I remember on my 6th christmas. we were poor and there was no money for toys. My mother cut the pockets out of my jeans and told me to reach inside, that I would find something to play with.

That was 40 years ago, and I just realized why I needed glasses in second grade.