Fortune cookies

Dizz · Post by **Dizz** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:53 pm

Some of these are really funny.

http://www.badcookie.com/

Under dearest bad cookie is some funny comments, but also some abusive language. People take these things way too seriously.

"Your heart is impure, and your mind clouded, and your soul evil."

Little ol' me? :wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:10 am

"it may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others."

Ouch! :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:19 am

Accountable wrote: "it may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others."

Ouch! :wah:That's tame, look at mine!!:rolleyes:

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:12 am

when you have an open book exam - you forget your book........:-5 unfortunately it is the story of my life :wah:

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:44 pm

here's mine

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pina · Post by **pina** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:54 pm

You are heading for a land of darkness.

I wonder where that is? :-3

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:09 pm

pina wrote: You are heading for a land of darkness.

I wonder where that is? :-3Dunno, but steer clear of the Spirit or you may end up in the same place!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:50 pm

pina wrote: You are heading for a land of darkness.

I wonder where that is? :-3
Bed? :yh_sleep

ComfortablyNumb · Post by **ComfortablyNumb** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:10 pm

"Depart not from the path fate has assigned you or you will die a horrible death'

Now if I only knew that path... oh well.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:33 pm

I don't like them anymore. During a rather bleak time in life I was out to dinner with my family and we all cracked them open, I like to read mine last. So everyone read theirs and when I opened mine it was empty. It completely freaked me out. It was bad enough I was at the table as the only single person, just going through my separation and blamo an empty fortune cookie. Seriously, I nearly cried.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:02 pm

"Now is not the time to try something new"

Wow...is this a warning to steer clear of the gentlemen that asked me out?

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:06 pm

My self proclaimed fortune cookie would say,

have cake and eat it too.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:09 pm

boy is that right! LOL

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:51 pm

it figures

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