Irish Tourism

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:58 pm

This is funny. I don't know whether she is being serious or not!!

:wah:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 2&q=sinead

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:46 pm

This new Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in

Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to

get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed

there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station.

"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day to yerself. This is Father O'Malley at

St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye

be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the

matter?"

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied

with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you

people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied:

"Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."