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Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:50 am

Clancy wrote:

Van Der Grafs bench was extremely popular with the ladies

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:54 am

Clancy wrote:

Betty had really let herself go after failing to come to terms with the theft of half her anorak

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:09 am

" Rock me Amadeus"

Looks like "everyday" (at work) for me.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:55 am

The voices said to be ready at 10:00 a.m., so where are they?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:24 am

"How dare they turn me down! They know I'm the real Next Supermodel."

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:59 am

Clancy wrote:

She slowly turns her head to the guy on her right and screams. "What are you lookin' at?" Then her head spins around and around and around..........

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:09 am

Betty loved to keep her feet warm in her shopping bag

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:21 am

Crimewatch viewers are asked to be vigilant and keep an eye open for Ken Dodds tickling stick

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:33 am

Guy on the left thinking "Should I go and fetch a saucer of milk for it?"

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:36 am

I'm sneaking a new pic in as the gongs just gone for Clancys dinner

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Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:39 am

Wow now that's tooting one's own horn. :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:41 am

Normans journey to work would always exhaust him

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:42 am

By Normans calculation, he was getting 2 miles to the bean

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:51 am

Uncle Kram wrote: By Normans calculation, he was getting 2 miles to the bean

Somebody set the Snooze Alarm?:D

venus · Post by **venus** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:08 am

I knew l shouldnt have licked that socket.....

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:32 pm

Clancy wrote:

Those damn "PANTENE" commercials, they lied!!!:wah:

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:34 pm

"BIGGER" is not always better!!! :wah:

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:35 pm

Does it really show that I broke my "FLOWBE" machine?

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:38 am

Clancy wrote:

waiting for the bus to the retired prostitutes convention...

:wah:

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:41 am

Clancy wrote:

Now where did little Billy leave his Candy Floss ???