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Federal Government Issues Travel Warning For Florida
The U.S. State Department, which issues travel warnings cautioning Americans about visiting potentially dangerous foreign countries, has for the first time in its 226-year history issued a warning for an American state: Florida.
Addressing reporters at a daily press briefing at the White House today, Secretary of State John Kerry explained the unprecedented new warning. "Florida has been an area of concern to us for a very long time. We've tried collaborating with state officials to turn things around but nothing ever works. We now realize there's no way to fix Florida. Our only option left is to ignore it. The president has instructed FEMA, the National Guard and other federal agencies to stand down on all issues related to Florida."
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Glad I didn't go into a full-blown rant.
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