The Dating Game - Pinky

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Well, it's night time where I am and I'm ready for another episode of The Dating Game!

The passwords have been handed out, the men are anxious to see that tattoo up close...

We start with Pinky's first question.

Let the Game Begin!






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Pinky;598423 wrote: Okay, I've got my questions sorted so here we go!

We have the best table in the house booked at the most exclusive restaraunt in town, but when we arrive we're told that our table has been double booked and they don't have any more available. It's starting to rain and there are no taxis in sight.

What would be your plan B to ensure the date is a success?

Feel free to be as imaginative as you like as most of you know I'm quite spontaneous at the best of times!



Well Pinky, I will order a Limo to come and pick us up . I will then call your favorite restaraunt and have them prepare your favorite meal. While waiting we will cruise around town and sip champagne until the meal is ready. We will return to the restaraunt where I will hire a waiter to accompany us in the limo and serve you dinner. Now what show would like to see after dinner?
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Ah well. The hell with that posh eating hole. I would have used the wrong fork for the wrong course anyways. Lets just run through the rain to the nearest pub, shake ourselves off like the shaggy muppets we are, go in and order up some fish and chips. Have a few bottles of wine, throw some darts and hire a car to drag our pissed asses home in.
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Hello pinky, my solution to our dating problem would be thus, I would buy 2 tickets on a private charter jet to Florence and we could have our by now quite late night meal in the piazza near the duomo, perhaps in Grimaldi's, following this we would stroll along by Merchants Street with the guild houses, go back to our beautiful renaissance style hotel which I had quite cleverly booked while flying over (speaking on the phones that come in those fancy planes), then I would ravish you to within an inch of your life, then I would ravish you some more, just like some old time handsome dashing devil, and in the morning we have lovely scones for breakfast, discuss the political situation in northern Italy, have a quick stroll, and then the quick flight back to Suffolk. Sorted.
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Pinky;598883 wrote: Right then, question number 2!

I'm on my way back from the bathroom and you happen to notice that I've somehow managed to get my skirt tucked in my knickers.

What do you do? Not tell me and risk me being totally mortified or find so ingenious way to sort it?



If we were just in a local pub or something. I would stand up quickly, yank my jeans down and yell to everyone "IT's Arse Showing time, As everyone was either yanking their own pants down or gawking at me I would give you a signal too point out your error.

Now if we were in a posh sorta place. As I notice your mishap I would toss my credit card on the table, Stand up, remove my jacket and place it around your waist and arse. Lead you too the front door, get you into a cab, then return too the place of buisness, settle up and join you int he cab for a good laugh.

Now if we were at Koans, Hammies or any other number of Fgers I probably would fall on my ass laughing as you walked out, thinking it was all just a big joke.
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Pinky;598883 wrote: Right then, question number 2!

I'm on my way back from the bathroom and you happen to notice that I've somehow managed to get my skirt tucked in my knickers.

What do you do? Not tell me and risk me being totally mortified or find some ingenious way to sort it?



Well Pinky, I would prefer another method. I would take you in an embrace and kiss you deeply. While my tongue was enjoying the lushness of your mouth my hands would be wandering down to your waist and and slowly on to your firm and well rounded buttocks. As I was messaging them I would deftly release the trapped material..:D
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Pinky;598883 wrote: Right then, question number 2!

I'm on my way back from the bathroom and you happen to notice that I've somehow managed to get my skirt tucked in my knickers.

What do you do? Not tell me and risk me being totally mortified or find some ingenious way to sort it?



Oh if you are dating me, wearing knickers will be the last thing on your mind.

But to protect your womanly honour I would simply draw attention to myself and away from you by standing up and shouting, "I've been living a lie pretending to be a man for 20 years, now I need to tell the TRUTH" to the whole room, while everyone looked at me drop jawed, I would signal to you to get your skirt out of your knickers, then once you had achieved this I would defuse the situation by again shouting "terribly sorry, I just realized, I am a man, and happy about it, panic over!". Later we could discuss your knickers over a bottle of Burgandy.
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I am:

Longdong of Bigelow

Town Gigolo



I am long of sword

I am skilled with tongue

Not too mention very well hung

When the wenches scream

Its me they have seen

Even tho it seemed a wonderful dream

Now lovely wench if you opt for me

I will Guarantee

Some remarkable thrusting for thee

:-4 ;) :yh_flower
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Oh I would be Horace the Cidermaker, firstly because someone has to make the cider don't they? Then of course Jesus did say "blessed are the cider-makers, for they shall be useful in my kingdom", or if he didn't say that he should have, and finally because I have heard that you like cider, and of course the way to any womans' heart (or bed) involves being able to supply her favorite drinks on demand at any time of the day or night. And once you have tasted my apple juice, their ain't no going back Ann of Summers.
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I think I would be Friar Satisfactio..receiver of womenly confessions. Since it is the middle ages and I am supposed to be chaste, you would feign a great sickness, and call your confessor to your bedside. As it is the custom to leave confessor and penitent alone together for the greater liberty of the soul, the manner of our meeting would be easily arranged. After feigning your malady, and putting yourself to bed, complaining of a mortal pain, and asking for your confessor, I would arrive and enter your chamber alone. There the two of us would play Cupid's game not once but numerous times. The visit being so protracted that some one would no doubt come into the room to see if all was well, whereupon I should take my leave saying that I would return the next day to hear the remainder of the confession, for it was very long. The next day I would return and upon removing my breeches, would continue to hear the confession in the same manner as on the previous day.;)
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I am TARZAN king of the jungle and you are Jane my trusted companion.

I am lord over the animals who live in the jungle. I am strong, courageous and very loyal and I don't talk too much(But I have a helluva yell you'll have to get used to). I will swing you through the forest with the greatest of ease. We will make love in the water falls, the meadows and all the exotic, erotic places we swing across. If we get bored we can always watch a little ape porn. Just remember to never let go as we swing through the trees.




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Ah this is easy, just as in real life I am Don Juan de Marco played by the studly Johnny Depp. I was born in Mexico, attracting the attention of women since a very early age, and losing my virginity at the age of 15. I fell in love with my married tutor, and then my father was killed in a fight by the tutor's husband. I of course took over the fight, killed the husband, and then took over for my father in caring for my mother. Later I traveled abroad, was kidnapped, enslaved by a sultan, and made love to his thousand wives before falling in true love with a beautiful princess named Pinky...
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I think I would be Humphrey Bogart's character in that great old movie "To Have and Have Not" as I am somewhat world weary, I like brunettes, and I know how to whistle when need some company.
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Friday evening, home from work, I cook a nice meal, grilled fillet of Sole mabbye, then we could go to a recital, something by Brahms, then we go home and well, you know.....then, saturday get up early, go to a mountain adventure park, hire 2 quads and drive them around, have a laugh, then lunch, then maybe visit a castle or two, after that, perhaps we could go to a little fishing village and have lovely fish and chips for supper, stay at the inn, and check out the view from the bedroom (for about 8 hours), Sunday, is a day of rest, so papers, coffee, bread and honey, and a little snuggle.
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Friday, travel to the Costa Brava for dinner at El Bulli.

Saturday and Sunday travel to Nice to visit the flower market, sip drinks while dipping our feet in the Med..Spend the nights at the Chateau des Ollieres where you can bathe in a marble tub. Perhaps a jaunt up the road to Monte Carlo for a stop in the Old Casino. Finished with a cruise along the French coastline..
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Friday after work: Catch a flight to Cancun. Arivve in Cacun late, Had a few drinks on the plane. Check into Motel. Screw. Check out the night life a bit. Go to bed.

Saturday: Wake up, Screw. Go to the beach, rent some jet skis and enjoy the ocean a few hours, Go back to room to have some lunch, screw. Head back to the beach for a few hours. Go back to room to get ready for dinner, screw. Have dinner. Hit the bars and enjoy the night life. Come back to the room, screw. Go to bed.

Sunday: Wake up,screw. Have breakfast, Hit the beach for a couple of hours. Come back to room to pack up. screw. Check out of room, hit the airport.

I may be a bit randy today.:D
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Post by koan »

And there it is.

Definitely a tough choice to make.

And now... let's find out who the players were!

contestant1 - as alway, witty and fun, YZGI!

contestant2 - batty and zany, he showed us a different side here... zinky!

and lucky contestant3..............

Galbally!

Congratulations

and thanks to all for a great game.

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Congrats Galbally. Dang I knew I should have taken more science like classes.:cool: :wah:
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Congratualtions Galbally, you and Pinky the Princess enjoy your date...:wah:
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Lovely, thats a date then, its been fun lads, thanks for picking me pinky, it was the first question wot won it I think. :-6
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