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If I were ice cream tell me how you would eat me ?
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The next player, all the way from Minnesota. The heart throb, Nomad!

Give a warm welcome to our three mystery contestants. The passwords are being redistributed.

The game will start with Nomad's first question. He will ask five questions and the contestants will respond. If anyone is offline for a while the questions can proceed and the missing people can catch up when they return.

Only the show host, Nomad and the contestants can post in this thread.

All other comments and observations can go here.
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While we are waiting for his return....

Nomad asked his first question and it has been reposted here.

Quick, ladies, before the ice cream melts (see post 1)... Let's give him some answers.
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Big bites that are held in my mouth and allowed to melt in my mouth.
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Nibbling the rim and licking away the drips leaking from the bottom of the cone.
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With lots of extra toppings to make you just that little bit more exciting.
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2. Youre Winnie the Pooh and Im the pot of honey. Finish the story.
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Nomad;585984 wrote: 2. Youre Winnie the Pooh and Im the pot of honey. Finish the story.



We're alone in Pooh's house in Hundred Aker Wood, there is a gale blowing outside but the fire is glowing. It's warm and cosy, no-one will disturb us.

Pooh gently strokes the pot of huney 'At last my sweet, we are alone'

The lid teasingly falls off the top of the pot to the floor, Pooh tentatively dips one paw ever so slowly into the golden delights within. The beautiful sticky substance is lifted bit by bit to Pooh's mouth.

'Oooh' Pooh gasps 'I knew you would be worth the wait - my darling huney, you are divine!'

Pooh tells the huney 'You are so wonderful I am tempted to devour you in one, but this evening is going to be so special. I shall savour every mouthful so that we can make this time together last forever'
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I'm sitting in a sunny meadow enjoying the breeze. I scoot you closer to me and swat away a few bees. I smell your sweet essence and cannot wait for my first taste. As I bend down to get a really good smell, Tigger bounces on my back and my head becomes stuck in you.
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Very good answers # 1 & # 2.





Next question.

How do you get your freak on ?
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Being rather inexperienced and just a little shy I'm not entirely sure, I think I'd have to rely on you to guide me and show me the best way.
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contestant2;586105 wrote: Being rather inexperienced and just a little shy I'm not entirely sure, I think I'd have to rely on you to guide me and show me the best way.





Ok I like nice girls.

Thank you contestant # 2.
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Nomad;585984 wrote: 2. Youre Winnie the Pooh and Im the pot of honey. Finish the story.



You, Me. Naked flesh. Grinding honey stains into the floor of the Parthenon, whispering sticky sweet Bad Company lyrics in each other's ear as the Greek breeze trails goosebumps over us. Temple of the Gods. Mmhmm.
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Nomad;586089 wrote: Very good answers # 1 & # 2.





Next question.

How do you get your freak on ?



Don't make me blush Nomad. Just whisper me your request and I'll happily fulfill it.
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How do you get your freak on ?




If ya have a pool table I'll show you exactly how freaky deaky I can be. :sneaky: Because words could never describe the pleasure you'll be experiencing.
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Thank you contestants. Thank you very much.



Next question.





____________ wrestling.



Fill in the blank.
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Nomad;586616 wrote: Thank you contestants. Thank you very much.



Next question.





____________ wrestling.



Fill in the blank.



How about.....

Intimate wrestling.



By the way - I'm easily overpowered
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Very nice contestant # 2.
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Pudding wrestling. :sneaky:
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Nomad;586616 wrote: Thank you contestants. Thank you very much.



Next question.





____________ wrestling.



Fill in the blank.



Wesson Oil.
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Ive had a rotten day. Im somewhere between crying and throwing a full scale tantrum.

Calm me down.
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Well...I'm a pretty good listener and I know you to internalize things a bit. First comes my hug and words come later. It's important that you know I am on your side regardless. I am your friend first and foremost. I would wrap us up in my favorite quilt and we'd snuggle up by the fire for a while. I would try to gently drag out of you what the trouble was and if you should want to tell me, I would help you find a way around the problem. But if that wasn't your desire at the time, it could wait. In which case I would remind you of how special you are to me and how this problem too shall pass. I'd leave a trail of butterfly kisses along your neck and across your shoulder and let you fall asleep wrapped up in my arms. When you come to, you'll find me gone but you won't need to be concerned because you'll hear me in the kitchen making your favorite dinner. Which I will bring to you and we would eat by firelight, on the floor, not saying too much, because sometimes a look says more than words. Anything else would be up to you.
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Nomad;587299 wrote: Ive had a rotten day. Im somewhere between crying and throwing a full scale tantrum.

Calm me down.



Ok - calm down, big boys don't cry or have tantrums unless they want to sit on the naughty step.

Now then, if you are back in adult mode - let's have dinner, a nice glass of wine, you can tell me what's got you so wound up and then I can cheer you up in that special way that only I know how to do.
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Nomad;587299 wrote: Ive had a rotten day. Im somewhere between crying and throwing a full scale tantrum.

Calm me down.



I don't mince words so I'd probaly tell you to suck in your bottom lip and quit acting like a big baby! :cool:
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That's the five questions, asked and answered.

Now it's time for Nomad to make his choice.

Which one will it be?? .........................and why?

Stand by for the exciting conclusion to this episode of The Dating Game.
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Thank you contestants 1, 2 & 3. Up until suck it up or Ill whack you upside the head the answers were really good.

So now I choose right ?

Ok well it was easy. Hands down I pick Jaimy. (my wife)
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Always the wild card.

I pick contestant #3 ;)

(call me)

Good job contestants, you had some tricky questions there and it kept me on the edge of my seat. (hey, #3, I'll PM you my phone number)

For those of you wondering who the lucky ladies are that don't have to go on a date with Nomad...

contestant1 - Sheryl

contestant2 - Imladris

contestant3 - RedGlitter

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well done ladies!

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