20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!

Perry Logan
Posts: 1
Joined: Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:31 am

20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!

Post by Perry Logan »

20 GREAT USES FOR THE GUN IN YOUR HOUSE:

1. Settle domestic disputes

2. Settle disputes with neighbors

3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned

4. Hours of fun for the kids

5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids

6. A big help during temper tantrums

7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner...a big man

8. Almost like having a big penis

9. Big bonanza for gun thieves

10. Surefire way to blow your dough

11. Terrify the meter man

12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, & other honky stuff

13. Fun to fondle...and so BIG

14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor."

15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested

16. You can't always be reading great literature, right?

17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc.

18. "If it's good enough for the American Nazi Party, it's good enough for me!"

19. Angry white men never screw up

20. Such a comfort when depressed
User avatar
valerie
Posts: 7125
Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2004 12:00 pm

20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!

Post by valerie »

TROLL ALERT!!



:(
Tamsen's Dogster Page

http://www.dogster.com/?27525



User avatar
valerie
Posts: 7125
Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2004 12:00 pm

20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!

Post by valerie »

"This is my weapon, this is my gun, this one's for fighting, this one's

for fun"



:D
Tamsen's Dogster Page

http://www.dogster.com/?27525



User avatar
Sheryl
Posts: 8498
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:08 am

20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!

Post by Sheryl »

I see Valerie is a Full Metal Jacket fan :wah:
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

my son
User avatar
valerie
Posts: 7125
Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2004 12:00 pm

20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!

Post by valerie »

Sheryl wrote: I see Valerie is a Full Metal Jacket fan :wah:


Valerie is a MARINE fan!



;)
Tamsen's Dogster Page

http://www.dogster.com/?27525



User avatar
Sheryl
Posts: 8498
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:08 am

20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!

Post by Sheryl »

Ohh ok. Duhhhhhhh my nephew is a Marine. Should of known that.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

my son
User avatar
valerie
Posts: 7125
Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2004 12:00 pm

20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!

Post by valerie »

Don't worry about it! I think lots of military use that... and others besides!



Tell your Marine I said OOH-RAH!!



:)
Tamsen's Dogster Page

http://www.dogster.com/?27525



User avatar
BabyRider
Posts: 10163
Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:00 pm

20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!

Post by BabyRider »

Perry Logan wrote: 20 GREAT USES FOR THE GUN IN YOUR HOUSE:

1. Settle domestic disputes

2. Settle disputes with neighbors

3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned

4. Hours of fun for the kids

5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids

6. A big help during temper tantrums

7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner...a big man

8. Almost like having a big penis

9. Big bonanza for gun thieves

10. Surefire way to blow your dough

11. Terrify the meter man

12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, & other honky stuff

13. Fun to fondle...and so BIG

14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor."

15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested

16. You can't always be reading great literature, right?

17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc.

18. "If it's good enough for the American Nazi Party, it's good enough for me!"

19. Angry white men never screw up

20. Such a comfort when depressed
Wow. What a boob. So when did you decide to throw the 2nd amendment out the window?

I take offense at #19....why white men?

And as to #13....something you want to get off your chest? :sneaky:



[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
[/FONT]










Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????


We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.




User avatar
BabyRider
Posts: 10163
Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:00 pm

20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!

Post by BabyRider »

Far Rider wrote: #19 Cause we know how to shoot! #13.... every young boy does it! Thats what Nomad told me.:D
But 19 leaves out women. It's discriminatory. :yh_wink
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
[/FONT]










Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????


We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.




Return to “Gun Control”