Sex Machines

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:40 am

Ten out of 12 women who tested a new invention known as the 'Orgasmatron' reported an increase in sexual pleasure. The device is said to produce an orgasm at the push of a button. Does it work? YES, YES, OH YES said one woman.www.unison.ie

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:49 am

capt_buzzard wrote: Ten out of 12 women who tested a new invention known as the 'Orgasmatron' reported an increase in sexual pleasure. The device is said to produce an orgasm at the push of a button. Does it work? YES, YES, OH YES said one woman.www.unison.ie
Mmm.. and where can one puchase an orgasmatron from??

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:42 am

The touch of a button?

But getting there is more than half the fun

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:45 am

I would like to purchase on purely for scientific purposes. Yes, that's it. I am willing to test it out and let them know if it works or not. I'm thoughtful that way.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:47 am

Just don't get it mixed up with the remote control for your TV :-3

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:48 am

sorry, i prefer the real thing.

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:14 am

One touch thrill...what next? Can you use it while on a forum all night? :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:16 am

Paula wrote: One touch thrill...what next? Can you use it while on a forum all night? :wah:
i guess so, it only takes a minute! LOL

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Fri May 13, 2005 5:16 pm

Not many gals on FG bought this. The article I mean:D

RedSoxFan · Post by **RedSoxFan** » Fri May 13, 2005 7:13 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Ten out of 12 women who tested a new invention known as the 'Orgasmatron' reported an increase in sexual pleasure. The device is said to produce an orgasm at the push of a button. Does it work? YES, YES, OH YES said one woman.www.unison.ie

There are many other machines like this out there. I envite the Girls to check out a website that is devoted to this: www.f***ingmachines.com

You can read more about them there if you dont believe what the Capt is talking about.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri May 13, 2005 7:39 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Not many gals on FG bought this. The article I mean:D

Oops..when I saw this thread I got it confused with the Men of the ForumGarden thread. *tiptoes out* :wah:

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Sat May 14, 2005 1:54 am

Yes but can it take out the garbage, cook, fix the roof, mend the car, drink beer, pass wind, hate the Mother in Law in other words all the things that ONLY a man can do correctly

LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Sat May 14, 2005 4:42 am

"Sex machienes and beauty queens" I think those be the Krokus lyrics.

Now I gota dig out the best of Krokus. Can't remember which Krokus tune these lyrics belong.