Oxy Morons
-
Accountable
- Posts: 24818
- Joined: Mon May 30, 2005 8:33 am
Oxy Morons
I just got a kick out of this at the end of a news article I read.
-
Betty Boop
- Posts: 16935
- Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 1:17 pm
- Location: The end of the World
Oxy Morons
flopstock wrote: Oh yes, very entertaining....
forget to post something??
:yh_rotfl
I'm sure there was something there earlier!!
forget to post something??
:yh_rotfl
I'm sure there was something there earlier!!
-
Accountable
- Posts: 24818
- Joined: Mon May 30, 2005 8:33 am
Oxy Morons
It was there! I swear! I know, I know, "who's the real moron?"
The AP disclaimer at the end of the article about the 11-year old girl said something like No copying, No quoting, and No distributing. Then it had a link to email the article.
I guess the Garden Guards deleted it.
The AP disclaimer at the end of the article about the 11-year old girl said something like No copying, No quoting, and No distributing. Then it had a link to email the article.
I guess the Garden Guards deleted it.
Oxy Morons
Accountable wrote: It was there! I swear! I know, I know, "who's the real moron?"
The AP disclaimer at the end of the article about the 11-year old girl said something like No copying, No quoting, and No distributing. Then it had a link to email the article.
I guess the Garden Guards deleted it.
I hope they don't deleat these oxymorons:
51. Friendly Fire
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
And the Number one top OXY-Moron . . .
1. Microsoft Works
The AP disclaimer at the end of the article about the 11-year old girl said something like No copying, No quoting, and No distributing. Then it had a link to email the article.
I guess the Garden Guards deleted it.
I hope they don't deleat these oxymorons:
51. Friendly Fire
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
And the Number one top OXY-Moron . . .
1. Microsoft Works
"If America Was A Tree, The Left Would Root For The Termites...Greg Gutfeld."
Oxy Morons
:wah: :wah: :yh_rotfl :yh_laugh
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
Oxy Morons
Some others
Auto Pilot
Bad Luck
Civil Disobedience
Constant Change
Crash Landing
Crowded Room
Death Benefits
Daily Special
Decent Lawyer
Defensive Strike
Defensive Weapon
Doing Nothing
Domestic Abuse
Dodge Ram
Dotted Line
Educated Guess
Fail Safe
Free Gift
Fresh Frozen
Home Office
Jumbo Shrimp
Minor Miracle
Motion Picture
Near Miss
Never Again
Original Copy
Recent History
Self Service
Small Fortune
Spectator Sport
Standard Option
Strangely Familiar
Student Teacher
Sure Bet
Auto Pilot
Bad Luck
Civil Disobedience
Constant Change
Crash Landing
Crowded Room
Death Benefits
Daily Special
Decent Lawyer
Defensive Strike
Defensive Weapon
Doing Nothing
Domestic Abuse
Dodge Ram
Dotted Line
Educated Guess
Fail Safe
Free Gift
Fresh Frozen
Home Office
Jumbo Shrimp
Minor Miracle
Motion Picture
Near Miss
Never Again
Original Copy
Recent History
Self Service
Small Fortune
Spectator Sport
Standard Option
Strangely Familiar
Student Teacher
Sure Bet
Oxy Morons
Wolverine wrote: :wah: :wah: :yh_rotfl :yh_laugh
I like your tag line.
Have you heard the joke about the lady who told her doctor that her husband was getting very forgetful and seemed ill. She took him in and the doctor checked him over. Knowing the couple didnt have much money, the doc told her he was not sure if he had AIDs or Alzheimers. He told her that it was expenzive to run the tests so she could find out herself. Just take him across town and let him out. If he finds his way home, dont have sex with him.
I like your tag line.
Have you heard the joke about the lady who told her doctor that her husband was getting very forgetful and seemed ill. She took him in and the doctor checked him over. Knowing the couple didnt have much money, the doc told her he was not sure if he had AIDs or Alzheimers. He told her that it was expenzive to run the tests so she could find out herself. Just take him across town and let him out. If he finds his way home, dont have sex with him.
-
chonsigirl
- Posts: 33633
- Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:28 am
Oxy Morons
I always liked that word oxymoron-a way to say moron and not be saying an insult................ha-ha.
Attached files
Attached files