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jones jones
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Post by jones jones »

You never know when you might need one of these so copy and paste them for future reference.

You are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.

Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from your ass.

I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Don't feel bad - a lot of people have no talent, and you're most of them!

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you ?

Don't you realise that there are enough people to hate in the world already, without your putting in so much effort to give us another?

He has depth, but only on the surface. Deep down inside, he is shallow.

Look here - it's the tall, dark obnoxious stranger, and is this one ever strange!

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

You are such a smart-ass, I bet you could sit on a tub of ice cream and tell me what flavour it is.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Breathe the other way, please. Your opinions are bleaching my hair.

There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.

You are so dishonest, I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.

You are the kind of person who, when someone first meets you, they don't like you. But when they get to know you better, they hate you.

You have a nasty speech inpediment....your foot.

You must have a low opinion of people, if you think they are your equal.

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now I see that you are just the opposite - you are obnoxious and arrogant.

You have got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food again on the way down.

I hear you changed your mind at last! What did you do with the diaper?
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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LarsMac
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Post by LarsMac »

This thread should be renamed: How to find a good bar fight.
“All it takes to get elected in twenty-first-century America is a mob of frightened sheep and a wolf with a nice smile,”
― Greg Bear, Darwin's Children
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YZGI
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LarsMac;1412554 wrote: This thread should be renamed: How to find a good bar fight.


I was thinking more on the line of. "How to get your ass kicked with one sentence."
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Post by gmc »

How about put downs that deflect conflict?
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Keyboard commando R us.

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