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I thought, for a little fun, I might post a few limericks about our members.
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

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Snowfire;1405140 wrote: I thought, for a little fun, I might post a few limericks about our members.


Do ME! Do ME! I'll be ever so happy!
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There was a young lady called Theia

Who suddenly came over all queer

She picked up her knitting

From where she was sitting

And produced a new cardy I fear
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AnneBoleyn;1405141 wrote: Do ME! Do ME! I'll be ever so happy!


Give me time, though I cant promise to be kind all the time :wah:
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There's no R in Theia!
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SnoozeAgain;1405145 wrote: There's no R in Theia!


I'm English you see, so my pronunciation must be allowed for. You Americans say things all wrong
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Snowfire;1405144 wrote: Give me time, though I cant promise to be kind all the time :wah:


Even better. Go on boy, gimme watcha got.
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Though Betty and Theia were friends

From Monday through to Wedns

Day came when they fell out

And they felt the need to shout

Like a couple of cackling hens
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First he was AL

And then he was Snow

Who is he now?

I don't really know.

Met him in London

A few years ago

Love him to bits

That "AL aka Snow"
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With 3g and a Wi-fi hotspot

Came a Knight who would help them a lot

He got them on Skype

And tears they would wipe

What they got was a lot of Hot Spot
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It came to the attention of Bryn

More than a laugh than a grin

"I'll infract you at once,

you insufferable dunce

Thats no way to talk to your kin "
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Odds on for a ban was a filly

Oscar had been rather silly

She chomped on the bit

And out came the sh!t

She should have posted Caerphilly
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A funny thin? happened on the way to the forum?

A typo, I guess - can't help but adore 'em!
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theia;1405156 wrote: A funny thin? happened on the way to the forum?

A typo, I guess - can't help but adore 'em!


I'm still thinking about that weight loss thread
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Snowfire;1405157 wrote: I'm still thinking about that weight loss thread


That's very witty :wah:
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In the wings was a lady called Snooze

Who's brain was addled by booze

She'd had quite a few

Of a peculiar brew

And the hues of her trews would amuse
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I feel very flattered that you called me a lady. :P
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SnoozeAgain;1405161 wrote: I feel very flattered that you called me a lady. :P


Addled you may be but a lady all the same.

Lady Addled of Square State. Very stately
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I could be a Blackadder character.
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I'll be Slackbladder and you can be Nursie
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This reminds me of that time

When we put many things to rhyme.

Our fingers worn red led to bed the thread.

Now rested, can we string some new line?
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AnneBoleyn;1405141 wrote: Do ME! Do ME! I'll be ever so happy!


Echoed in the Freshman halls.

I imagine I'd have had

A good story to show bad,

If only I'd had the .........

:yh_rotfl Sorry! Couldn't resist



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While Ann Boleyn keeps her head all the while

with her postings of wit, charm and guile

Cos of course she believes

That the other Anne, Cleves

Lived a most comfortable style
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When refering to one of the guys

This fellow is terribly wise

Crack-ing away with the wit

And very comfortable with it

He's a mixtute of YY's and GI's
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Everyone else has a nice rhyme and I'm drunk and pooping in my undies. :(
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But Snooze you cannot accuse,

Blow a fuse or indeed get the blues

Please give me a hug

For being a mug

I'm simply trying to amuse
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SnoozeAgain;1405182 wrote: Everyone else has a nice rhyme and I'm drunk and pooping in my undies. :(


:yh_rotfl



Oh I don't know about that...cackling like a hen and knitting cardies doesn't exactly make me seem like a barrel of laughs.
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Accountable;1405174 wrote: This reminds me of that time

When we put many things to rhyme.

Our fingers worn red led to bed the thread.

Now rested, can we string some new line?


I just reread the old one...so many names from the past.
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snowfire;1405140 wrote: i thought, for a little fun, i might post a few limericks about our members.


more! More!
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He'll hold you Accountable, he will

You just can't be run of the mill

You'll have to give him the facts

On rights, law or tax

Constitutionally, right on the Bill
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SnoozeAgain;1405182 wrote: Everyone else has a nice rhyme and I'm drunk and pooping in my undies. :(


And I'm a horse...

Snooze was a girl who had real class

Far too refined for forum farce

From behind the keyboard she's read and snort

Woe betide those she'd report

Snowfire the wit did make the mistake

Of thinking dear Snooze was a bit of a flake,

While he dallied with words and rhyme

His ditty to Snooze constituted a crime
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Thank you Oscar, I feel better now. I might even go change my poopy panties.
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SnoozeAgain;1405194 wrote: Thank you Oscar, I feel better now. I might even go change my poopy panties.


You're welcome. I'm just off to eat some hay...
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SnoozeAgain;1405145 wrote: There's no R in Theia!Should you visit some time you'll find there is.

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Apparently Snooze it's about whether you roll your arse or not

Actually, in Theia and Betty's neck of the woods, there is a leaning toward the "Rs" so Theia might me pronounced Thee-er
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Snowfire;1405223 wrote: Apparently Snooze it's about whether you roll your arse or not

Actually, in Theia and Betty's neck of the woods, there is a leaning toward the "Rs" so Theia might me pronounced Thee-er


It's theiahhhhhhhhhhhh, thank you! I have never leant towards an R in my life. I once invaded the personal space of a Q but I had my reasons for this.
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Alas, this is so fun and witty..

Let us have another ditty.

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For the ladies and men that I've missed

I hope that you aint at all pissed

Theres plenty of time

To make up a rhyme

And the rest of you'll be on the list
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Oh Snowfire, he wanted a wispy waist

but fish and chips he just had to taste

Pie and mash with mushy peas

This was the stuff he wanted for teas

Ketchup, brown sauce and vinegar too

Battered sausage and pasties to name but a few

Pizza, burgers and a kebab thrown In

poor old Snowfire would never be thin.
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While Snowfire was nibbling on lettuce and greens

Oscar was struggling to put on her jeans

It took 30 minutes to do up her zipper

She fought for an hour to just to look like a kipper

Grunting and groaning as if she's in pain

She fell on the floor as if she'd been slain

The seams they did rip and out popped her arse

Getting dressed for Oscar is a terrible farce

Theres a time in our lives when we need to face facts

And for Oscar the lesson is she cannot wear slacks
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Snowfire;1405319 wrote: While Snowfire was nibbling on lettuce and greens

Oscar was struggling to put on her jeans

It took 30 minutes to do up her zipper

She fought for an hour to just to look like a kipper

Grunting and groaning as if she's in pain

She fell on the floor as if she'd been slain

The seams they did rip and out popped her arse

Getting dressed for Oscar is a terrible farce

Theres a time in our lives when we need to face facts

And for Oscar the lesson is she cannot wear slacks


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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A comedy tonight!

Something exciting-

Spot is not biting,

Snooze is enticing,

A comedy tonight!

Something appealing,

GM is reeling,

Ahso is keening,

A comedy tonight!

Sound out your fate,

No one takes the bait,

Forum affairs

They’ll just have to wait……..

*Well, really it is the dishes…..*

*Snowfire, I didn’t mean pick them up and throw them!*

*tuning up violin for last chorus*

Something that’s rowdy,

Last on is tardy,

At the last keystroke

A comedy tonight!
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Somehow when I read the thread title I keep thinking

'Desi Arnaz'...
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Babalooooooo!
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Snowfire;1405176 wrote: While Ann Boleyn keeps her head all the while

with her postings of wit, charm and guile

Cos of course she believes

That the other Anne, Cleves

Lived a most comfortable style


So lovely Snow, I'll copy & sew

An embroidered piece, made with fleece

With a gilded frame, I'll include your name

It will hang near the throne

With other treasures I own.
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valerie;1405340 wrote: Somehow when I read the thread title I keep thinking

'Desi Arnaz'...


:wah:



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