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my favourite so far:
Mary E. Moore, Gladwyne, PA. USA
He said "Mission Acomplished" before
Now it's "Making good progress" galore
All Bush's conclusions
Are downright delusions
Next: "It's hardly a real civil war"
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Helen Meikle, Australia
I don't understand, I admit
How a nation that sees itself fit
To be called number one
In the world barring none
Can elect such a gibbering twit
:yh_giggle
I don't understand, I admit
How a nation that sees itself fit
To be called number one
In the world barring none
Can elect such a gibbering twit
:yh_giggle
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Sally Rosoff, Laguna Woods, CA. USA
Carpet bombing is not bombing rugs,
And it's not just like stepping on bugs.
Lots of people are dying
When bombers are flying;
Those who do it are murderous thugs.
:yh_peace
Carpet bombing is not bombing rugs,
And it's not just like stepping on bugs.
Lots of people are dying
When bombers are flying;
Those who do it are murderous thugs.
:yh_peace
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Merle Borg, San Diego, CA. USA
Fascism correctly defined
Is church, state, and money combined
Not foreign insurgence
For fascist convergence
At home our search should be confined
:yh_clap
Fascism correctly defined
Is church, state, and money combined
Not foreign insurgence
For fascist convergence
At home our search should be confined
:yh_clap
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Richard Harrison, Venice, Florida, USA
This reminder for each Democrat
Our party will give tit-for-tat
"R" is how we began
And we end with "I CAN"
While the end of your party spells "RAT"
:yh_party
This reminder for each Democrat
Our party will give tit-for-tat
"R" is how we began
And we end with "I CAN"
While the end of your party spells "RAT"
:yh_party
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We need some home-grown FG entries here...
The collusionist clique in DC
has spread "freedom and democracy"
by committing a bent
catalyzing event
designed by the PNAC
The collusionist clique in DC
has spread "freedom and democracy"
by committing a bent
catalyzing event
designed by the PNAC
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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tremendous, spot
bravo!
bravo!
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my first effort:
The hunt for Osama's forgotten
With the quagmire Bush has been caught in.
Perhaps, in hindsight,
He'll admit in this fight
That the grapes aren't just sour, they're rotten.
The hunt for Osama's forgotten
With the quagmire Bush has been caught in.
Perhaps, in hindsight,
He'll admit in this fight
That the grapes aren't just sour, they're rotten.
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koan;447523 wrote: my first effort:
The hunt for Osama's forgotten
With the quagmire Bush has been caught in.
Perhaps, in hindsight,
He'll admit in this fight
That the grapes aren't just sour, they're rotten.
Excellent, Koan :guitarist
The hunt for Osama's forgotten
With the quagmire Bush has been caught in.
Perhaps, in hindsight,
He'll admit in this fight
That the grapes aren't just sour, they're rotten.
Excellent, Koan :guitarist
Live Life with
PASSION!:guitarist
PASSION!:guitarist