A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband
Seems to lose his temper for no reason, and it scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your
Husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start
Swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it
Until he either leaves the room or goes to bed and falls asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my
Husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and
Swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your
Mouth shut that does the trick...."
How To Calm A Man Down.
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jones jones;1431010 wrote: A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband
Seems to lose his temper for no reason, and it scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your
Husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start
Swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it
Until he either leaves the room or goes to bed and falls asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my
Husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and
Swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your
Mouth shut that does the trick...."Here's one for you. This reporter during a rags to riches story asked The subject of the story, What is the secret of your success? He replied MY wife, she asked how so? He replied, Well a year or so after we were married ,I lost my job at the factory, soon after my wife kept pestering me about me not finding a job, which started many arguments, I asked my grand pa about it and he said whenever you get into an argument go chop wood, soon I chopped so much wood I had to sell it to get rid of all that wood. She is the reason I'm a rich man today.:yh_rotfl
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband
Seems to lose his temper for no reason, and it scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your
Husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start
Swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it
Until he either leaves the room or goes to bed and falls asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my
Husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and
Swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your
Mouth shut that does the trick...."Here's one for you. This reporter during a rags to riches story asked The subject of the story, What is the secret of your success? He replied MY wife, she asked how so? He replied, Well a year or so after we were married ,I lost my job at the factory, soon after my wife kept pestering me about me not finding a job, which started many arguments, I asked my grand pa about it and he said whenever you get into an argument go chop wood, soon I chopped so much wood I had to sell it to get rid of all that wood. She is the reason I'm a rich man today.:yh_rotfl