Top 10 Reasons a Christmas Tree is Better Than a Man

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Ten Reasons why a Christmas Tree is Better Than a Man

10. A Christmas tree smells better

9. A Christmas tree requires very little maintenance, just a little water, and they're happy.

8. A Christmas tree takes up less room.

7. A Christmas tree doesn't invite all of it's friends over for you to feed, while they sit around watching football.

6. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls

5. A Christmas tree adds charm to the home

4. A Christmas tree never whines.

3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if your hair is a mess, and you don't feel like putting on your make-up.

2. A Christmas tree won't eat the last cookie.

1. They give you a warm feeling with out asking anything in return.

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Ten Reasons why a Christmas Tree is Better Than a Woman

10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

9. A Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

7. A Christmas tree never asks to be taken out.

6. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

4. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and

have it hauled away.

3. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

2. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

1. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the

back of your pickup truck