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well here's a variation on a theme...add a line to the poem until its 573 pages! LOL....BUT. it has to rhyme. lucky for some of us it needn't make any sense or follow a storyline! just rhyme one word . i will start................(oh, the usual huge cash prizes for the best lines :D )...ahem....a fragile blue fairy wistfully sat on a toadstool....
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a fragile blue fairy wistfully sat on a toadstool



When a grumpy old elf said "move over fool"...
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abbey wrote: a fragile blue fairy wistfully sat on a toadstool



When a grumpy old elf said "move over fool"...




You dear fairy are sitting on my gardening tool....
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
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Gabs wrote: You dear fairy are sitting on my gardening tool....


Cause I need it this morning to make my gruel.
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"Go away" said the fairy, "you grumpy old bugger"
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The elf, then replied: "Hey Fairy, I am not a Mugger"
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
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"No you're not you're a silly old git"
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Then the old croaker began a fit...............
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chonsigirl wrote: Then the old croaker began a fit...............


While dodging the train he was hit....
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

― Mae West
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and knocked to the gound, he did sit.....
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SOJOURNER wrote: and knocked to the gound, he did sit.....


and the passing camel did spit
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

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upon his head and he had a royal fit.
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SOJOURNER wrote: upon his head and he had a royal fit.


He jumped to his feet and in haste he did split
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

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minks wrote: He jumped to his feet and in haste he did split


the pants his Mum bought him, boy will she ever be miffed.
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and that would surely cause a rift.
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abbey wrote: and that would surely cause a rift.


If the girly-man fairy his Mum he does hit.
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SOJOURNER wrote: If the girly-man fairy his Mum he does hit.


And his Mum hits him back with her red oven mitt
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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"No more remarks to your mom, little one............."
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or I'll call out Lady Cop, she has a gun!
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and that, my lad, will not be fun

(not sure who I'm talking about but who cares?)
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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theia wrote: and that, my lad, will not be fun

(not sure who I'm talking about but who cares?)


So smarten up or be on the run
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

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theia wrote: and that, my lad, will not be fun

(not sure who I'm talking about but who cares?)


she'll have backup, best not run!
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SOJOURNER wrote: she'll have backup, best not run!


Oh, here comes Lady cop in her black and white...
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CountryDweller wrote: Oh, here comes Lady cop in her black and white...


She's pulled her gun, you're in her sights.
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*FREEZE* i've got you dead to rights! :D
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lady cop wrote: *FREEZE* i've got you dead to rights! :D


Just raise your hands and do NOT fight
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He raised his hands above his head
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then balled his fists, BAM you're DEAD
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The fragile blue fairy was very upset
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orangesox1 wrote: The fragile blue fairy was very upset


For the dear departed was a favorite, a pet!!!!
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
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Gabs wrote: For the dear departed was a favorite, a pet!!!!


His mouth did quiver, his eyes were wet
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He sat right up as his momma began to fret......


~~The Family~~

Happiness is knowing where you come from...

Who you are...

And why you are here.....
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mominiowa wrote: He sat right up as his momma began to fret......


He implored her most frantically, "I can't go yet!"
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"I have to see the vet."
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Robin313 wrote: "I have to see the vet."
A decision I am sure to regret.....
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

― Mae West
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He rounded the corner and fate he met........


~~The Family~~

Happiness is knowing where you come from...

Who you are...

And why you are here.....
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ArnoldLayne wrote: ....a sixteen wheeler and a jumbo jet.....
In horrified fright his pant's he did wet.........
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

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ArnoldLayne wrote: and his new baught pants he did shet.





Sorry everybody :wah:


He felt very embarrassed I bet.















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ArnoldLayne wrote: He changed before a cold he did get




and in his loin cloth in lotus position he did sit.
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ArnoldLayne wrote: In this strange position a candle was lit




SO ALL COULD SEE HE HAD NO
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SOJOURNER wrote: SO ALL COULD SEE HE HAD NO


Fret. He jumped to his feet....
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CountryDweller wrote: Fret. He jumped to his feet....


and dance he did, like a

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