Record of a recent exchange

TÃ½r · Post by **TÃ½r** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:40 am

Me: I so wish I could write like this:Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever

skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious

to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an

overdose of fluoride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic

apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless

as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a

steroid-free fitness center.[Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest]

She: You do, John. You do.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:30 am

Did she insult you then?

TÃ½r · Post by **TÃ½r** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:34 am

Story of my life, that. They've been known to queue.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:12 am

Whatever you do........dont apply for the Plain English Crystal Mark

Said in a caring way.