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G-man;1256319 wrote: I will agree, but I have a few conditions that I need to add to my contract, first. *ahem*



1) My name is copyrighted and all I ask is that the copyright symbol come after my name... okay, that's a bit much... I'll let that one go. Compromise. :wah:



2) I can do hero, romantic lead or villain, but I prefer to be noble in my endeavors, even if I'm murdering, raping, plotting, fighting thieving and pillaging.



3) I can do full-frontal, gratuitous nudity, I have no problem with that.



4) I prefer to do romantic and sex scenes with attractive women, but will do scenes with women who aren't so attractive on the condition that I get to be with a hot chick at some point. :p



5) I will even do a kiss scene with a male (no French kissing), but only if it's STATED VERY CLEARLY in the credits that I am not, nor have I ever been gay irl. :wah:



6) I have to be costumed in really cool clothes.



7) I do my own stunts.



8) I want a massage after every break. :D



9) If you get paid for that at any point or use this idea for a novel, I want my fair share. :wah:



That's about it... for now. Yeah, I'm a bit of a diva, but that's to be expected with a professional character who has my qualifications. :p
Bet you want flowers and chocolates in your dressing room everyday too! :yh_rotfl Is that g-man or should we call you mariah?

I cant see Michaelangelo caving in to such demands! :yh_rotfl
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Raven;1257164 wrote: Bet you want flowers and chocolates in your dressing room everyday too! :yh_rotfl Is that g-man or should we call you mariah?

I cant see Michaelangelo caving in to such demands! :yh_rotfl


Yes, but Mikey Baby had to do it all from virgin clay, stone, marble, etc.. G-Man is already half moldy . . .erm MOLDED. :D
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Raven;1257164 wrote: Bet you want flowers and chocolates in your dressing room everyday too! :yh_rotfl Is that g-man or should we call you mariah?

I cant see Michaelangelo caving in to such demands! :yh_rotfl


Mariah? She's insane! If I were like Mariah, I'd request that all of my lines be posted in another color. Maybe indigo... or violet, perhaps? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


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Zapata;1257178 wrote: Yes, but Mikey Baby had to do it all from virgin clay, stone, marble, etc.. G-Man is already half moldy . . .erm MOLDED. :D
:yh_rotfl hysterical! I prefer blank canvas! Can you imagine! He HATED to paint!:-2
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G-man;1257179 wrote: Mariah? She's insane! If I were like Mariah, I'd request that all of my lines be posted in another color. Maybe indigo... or violet, perhaps? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Oh dear...:-2 too late.:yh_rotfl
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Since my story will soon require a lot of fellas, if you have not objected, I will probably be using you in this story. So in advance, thankyou. :-6
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Raven;1259175 wrote: Since my story will soon require a lot of fellas, if you have not objected, I will probably be using you in this story. So in advance, thankyou. :-6


Use me, Baby! :wah:


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G-man;1259234 wrote: Use me, Baby! :wah:


you are so easy tsk tsk tsk:wah:
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Ready for your big moment? It's coming!:lips:
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Hey! I'll have you know that...despite my tendency to get involved romantically with my leading ladies...that I am no strumpet! :wah:

Uh-oh! Should I be talking to my agent? Am I about to get killed off as the token American guy? :wah: It definitely sounds like something big is about to erupt. :D


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G-man;1260872 wrote: Hey! I'll have you know that...despite my tendency to get involved romantically with my leading ladies...that I am no strumpet! :wah:



Uh-oh! Should I be talking to my agent? Am I about to get killed off as the token American guy? :wah: It definitely sounds like something big is about to erupt. :D
I'll have you know, that this story is pg-13. (you never know 'bout who is reading!) :yh_rotfl
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Raven;1261123 wrote: I'll have you know, that this story is pg-13. (you never know 'bout who is reading!) :yh_rotfl


Hey!!! I'll have you know that my mind wasn't in the gutter when I made that comment. Mind you it was a rare occasion, but... :wah:


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I am still not going to tell you what is going to happen.:yh_bigsmi
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It must really be something good! :D Hmnnn... it could be a really gripping dramatic moment or... an intense action sequence... Oooh! ...or maybe I'll finally get that romantic scene with one of the many lovely ladies in this story... :p


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Or not. :yh_rotfl
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:yh_rotfl

Deus ex machina? :-3


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