Harry the Troll

[martin@livingthesimplelif]

Once Upon a time, in a land far, far away;

Lived a troll name Harry, who lived across the way;

He lived under a bridge and stopped every one that passed;

Telling them the toll for crossing the bridge was to kiss his *ss;

Everyone in the village and far as you can see;

Was starving in their homes, because no one would pay the fee;

One day a Knight rode into the village with Armor made of steel;

Seeing the starving village and wanting it to heal;

They told him of the troll who would not let them pass;

He said “I will save the village and kiss the trolls *ss!”

The Knight rode to the bridge and was back in no time flat;

The village then ask, “Did you kill the troll?",

the Knight said, “Didn’t think of that!”