Chips and Plaice

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summerishere
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Chips and Plaice

We were waitin in the chippy,

me and our lad,

We'd been for a few beers

and I was feelin kinda bad.

I ordered chips and scraps

with loadsa salt and sauce,

but our lad wanted the works..

said he could eat a bledin' horse.

So we're waitin in the queue,

the girl in front was sloshed,

and the fella sprawling over her

smelt like he needed a good wash.

She had a filthy mouth,

I could tell by all her swearing

and she was flashing all her bits

in that skirt she was almost wearing.

Our lad... he kept on gawping

so I gave him a sharp nudge.

I'm not the jealous type you know,

not one to hold a grudge.

But he didn't get the message

so I punched him in the face...

and while he slept off his 'hangover'

I scoffed his chips and plaice.
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summerishere;726458 wrote: Chips and Plaice

We were waitin in the chippy,

me and our lad,

We'd been for a few beers

and I was feelin kinda bad.

I ordered chips and scraps

with loadsa salt and sauce,

but our lad wanted the works..

said he could eat a bledin' horse.

So we're waitin in the queue,

the girl in front was sloshed,

and the fella sprawling over her

smelt like he needed a good wash.

She had a filthy mouth,

I could tell by all her swearing

and she was flashing all her bits

in that skirt she was almost wearing.

Our lad... he kept on gawping

so I gave him a sharp nudge.

I'm not the jealous type you know,

not one to hold a grudge.

But he didn't get the message

so I punched him in the face...

and while he slept off his 'hangover'

I scoffed his chips and plaice.


:wah:... nice 1 :wah:
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Pheasy
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:wah::wah: Excellent
Kittypaws
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Post by Kittypaws »

:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah::wah::
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Chezzie
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Post by Chezzie »

excellent........you have talent Summer:-6
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aaww thanks all..... pleased you liked it! :D
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Post by Kittypaws »

Great poem Summer ... made me hungry though ... think I'll pop out for some fish and chips and mushy peas!
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Post by SuzyB »

:wah: Love it :wah:
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!





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Post by crazygal »

Oh that's brilliant. I don't usually read the poems but I'm glad that I did. :D
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Post by guppy »

that poem is really good..i was just about humming it as i read it...:wah:
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Post by Chezzie »

funny you should say that Guppy, I sang it like Mike Skinner would off The Streets:wah:
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Post by summerishere »

:) aaww thanks guys... I'm not so crap at poetry, after all ! ;)
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