FG Limerick Challenge
FG Limerick Challenge
Hear ye, hear ye
Any topic, serious or silly
Bring your limericks here!
One Rule: must be authored by the poster
A woman who swaggers her hips
While walking stumbles and trips
Landing astride
A man at her side
She kisses him hard with her lips
Any topic, serious or silly
Bring your limericks here!
One Rule: must be authored by the poster
A woman who swaggers her hips
While walking stumbles and trips
Landing astride
A man at her side
She kisses him hard with her lips
- Uncle Kram
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There was a young lady called Pinky
Who at times liked to be very kinky
She learned some new tricks
By studying pics
Attached to a PM from Zinky
Who at times liked to be very kinky
She learned some new tricks
By studying pics
Attached to a PM from Zinky
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
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A handsome young dude called Kram
One day while catching a tram
Bumped into our Pinky
Who was really quite slinky
Nine months later he's pushing a pram!
One day while catching a tram
Bumped into our Pinky
Who was really quite slinky
Nine months later he's pushing a pram!
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There once was a man who had fun
He made those he loved come undone
He's our Uncle named Kram
who loves to cause bedlam
For he's the Man with the Golden Pun :-4
He made those he loved come undone
He's our Uncle named Kram
who loves to cause bedlam
For he's the Man with the Golden Pun :-4
Live Life with
PASSION!:guitarist
PASSION!:guitarist
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There once was a lady named Cher
Who possessed such decorum and flair
She could bake apple pie
And use tools like a guy
Without ever messing her hair.
Who possessed such decorum and flair
She could bake apple pie
And use tools like a guy
Without ever messing her hair.
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koan;450078 wrote: There once was a lady named Cher
Who possessed such decorum and flair
She could bake apple pie
And use tools like a guy
Without ever messing her hair.
You'd better believe it babe :guitarist
thank you koan :p
Who possessed such decorum and flair
She could bake apple pie
And use tools like a guy
Without ever messing her hair.
You'd better believe it babe :guitarist
thank you koan :p
Live Life with
PASSION!:guitarist
PASSION!:guitarist
- Uncle Kram
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There once was a lady named koan
Was offended by my tone
But to my credit
I'm back here to edit
And leave this thread well alone
Was offended by my tone
But to my credit
I'm back here to edit
And leave this thread well alone
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
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There's this little dog named Buster
Who's owner he seldom will fluster.
But if he sees danger
From suspicious strangers
He'll protect her with all he can muster.
Who's owner he seldom will fluster.
But if he sees danger
From suspicious strangers
He'll protect her with all he can muster.
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Accountable;450086 wrote: There's this little dog named Buster
Who's owner he seldom will fluster.
But if he sees danger
From suspicious strangers
He'll protect her with all he can muster.
That's my little boy :guitarist
Acc :-4
Who's owner he seldom will fluster.
But if he sees danger
From suspicious strangers
He'll protect her with all he can muster.
That's my little boy :guitarist
Acc :-4
Live Life with
PASSION!:guitarist
PASSION!:guitarist
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A Cardibird named Betty
Loved nothing more than spaghetti
Although it was nice
She didn't eat rice
She only used that for confetti
Loved nothing more than spaghetti
Although it was nice
She didn't eat rice
She only used that for confetti
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
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A Cardibird named Theia
Loves nothing more than a beer
In the pub she will frolic
But she's no Alcoholic
Just wanted to make that point clear
Loves nothing more than a beer
In the pub she will frolic
But she's no Alcoholic
Just wanted to make that point clear
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
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There once was a beauty named Cher
Who would do anything for a dare
She streaked through a cake shop
And watched all the jaws drop
Wearing only a Chocolate Eclair
Who would do anything for a dare
She streaked through a cake shop
And watched all the jaws drop
Wearing only a Chocolate Eclair
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
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There once was a member named Kram
Who received a brief telegram
He left in a huff
After fixing his guff
Saying "Frankly, I don't give a damn"
btw, quoting PMs is a no no
Who received a brief telegram
He left in a huff
After fixing his guff
Saying "Frankly, I don't give a damn"
btw, quoting PMs is a no no
- Uncle Kram
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With a sense-of-humour bypass
My comments may well appear crass
Those who can't see
That it's just repartee
Can quite frankly just kiss my ass
And the quotes were?......
My comments may well appear crass
Those who can't see
That it's just repartee
Can quite frankly just kiss my ass
And the quotes were?......
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
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Wow this is really impressive
That we within limerick suggestive
Can still find a way
To make fight come from play.
Kram, let's leave this to the passive-aggressive.
*makes a showy exit*
That we within limerick suggestive
Can still find a way
To make fight come from play.
Kram, let's leave this to the passive-aggressive.
*makes a showy exit*
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There once was a girl from afar
Who travel the UK by car
She got so confused
As in circles she cruised
That she found in the south the north star
Who travel the UK by car
She got so confused
As in circles she cruised
That she found in the south the north star
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Pinky;458789 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Wham bam, thank you Kram
Wham bam, thank you Kram
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
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Thanks, Pinky! These are such fun.
Linking words, ideas, and a pun.
To write you must think
Wih a nod and a wink
I couldn't resist writing one! :-6
Linking words, ideas, and a pun.
To write you must think
Wih a nod and a wink
I couldn't resist writing one! :-6
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There once was a fella called Arn,
...debonair, full of good grace and charm.
Yet he came very near
To upsetting theia...
A serious cause for alarm.
I'll knit you a cardi, he told her one day,
Since Betty will not give her brown one away.
Dear theia was moved
And it never occurred
That Arnie might fail to live up to his word.
But fail her he did...
And she waited in vain
For the cardi he promised in purl and in plain.
N'er again will she listen to the words of a man
With promises, false, of a brown cardigan. :-1
...debonair, full of good grace and charm.
Yet he came very near
To upsetting theia...
A serious cause for alarm.
I'll knit you a cardi, he told her one day,
Since Betty will not give her brown one away.
Dear theia was moved
And it never occurred
That Arnie might fail to live up to his word.
But fail her he did...
And she waited in vain
For the cardi he promised in purl and in plain.
N'er again will she listen to the words of a man
With promises, false, of a brown cardigan. :-1
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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theia;461957 wrote: There once was a fella called Arn,
...debonair, full of good grace and charm.
Yet he came very near
To upsetting theia...
A serious cause for alarm.
I'll knit you a cardi, he told her one day,
Since Betty will not give her brown one away.
Dear theia was moved
And it never occurred
That Arnie might fail to live up to his word.
But fail her he did...
And she waited in vain
For the cardi he promised in purl and in plain.
N'er again will she listen to the words of a man
With promises, false, of a brown cardigan. :-1
:yh_rotfl
...debonair, full of good grace and charm.
Yet he came very near
To upsetting theia...
A serious cause for alarm.
I'll knit you a cardi, he told her one day,
Since Betty will not give her brown one away.
Dear theia was moved
And it never occurred
That Arnie might fail to live up to his word.
But fail her he did...
And she waited in vain
For the cardi he promised in purl and in plain.
N'er again will she listen to the words of a man
With promises, false, of a brown cardigan. :-1
:yh_rotfl
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Theia, with no cardigan brown
Today is wearing a frown.
She's looking, some say
For Arnold to pay.
Pure coincidence he's nowhere around. :-3
Today is wearing a frown.
She's looking, some say
For Arnold to pay.
Pure coincidence he's nowhere around. :-3
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Accountable;462096 wrote: Theia, with no cardigan brown
Today is wearing a frown.
She's looking, some say
For Arnold to pay.
Pure coincidence he's nowhere around. :-3
:wah:
My point exactly, Acc...huh!
Today is wearing a frown.
She's looking, some say
For Arnold to pay.
Pure coincidence he's nowhere around. :-3
:wah:
My point exactly, Acc...huh!
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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Very good Arn:yh_clap :yh_clap
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