Children's poems updated

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weinbeck
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Children's poems updated

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:D :wah: Little Miss Muffet

Sat on het tuffet,

In a field of corn.

It wasn't a spider,

That sat down beside her,

'Twas little Boy blue with the H**N!!!

Mary had a little lamb,

Her father shot it dead!

Now the lamb goes off to school,

Between two bits of bread!

Mary had a little lamb,

Her parents were MOST SURPRISED!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

But it WASN'T to get water!

Jill forgot to take the pill,

And now they have a daughter.
K.Snyder
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Children's poems updated

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weinbeck wrote: :D :wah:

Mary had a little lamb,

Her father shot it dead!

Now the lamb goes off to school,

Between two bits of bread!




Reminds me of Abraham Lincoln.

weinbeck wrote:

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

But it WASN'T to get water!

Jill forgot to take the pill,

And now they have a daughter.


:wah:
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