Ode to Hiney Sittin'

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Ode to Hiney Sittin'

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Ode to Hiney Sittin'

I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house is such a mess?

He asked if I'd been 'puting,

And I had to answer "yes"

He told me to get off my butt

And tidy up the house

And so I started cleaning up...

The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside

That really did the trick...

I was just admiring my work...

I didn't mean to 'click'

But click, I did, and "CLICK" again

A real absorbing site

That I got SO way into..

I was into it all night

Nothing's changed except my mouse

It's very, very shiny

I guess my house will stay a mess...

While I sit here on my hiney

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HAH!

I was just thinnking about cleaning my house, and yes every little bit is an accomplishment so maybe I will just opt for the satisfaction of cleaning the mouse ahahahaha
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

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Internet Compulsion



The bed's aren't made, the dishes can wait,

the bills are due and the mortgage is late.

The socks aren't darned, dinner is burned

The dog has fleas -- and my friends feel spurned.

The garden is ready, it's time to plant

But right this moment, I really can't.

'HTML' and close that tag

Farther behind I seem to lag.

I'm clicking and linking and all that stuff

Life on the internet is really tough.

Send and receive and check eMail

"Come to bed" I hear them wail.

St. Peter may be waiting at the Golden Gate,

I hate to disappoint him -- but I'm gonna be late.

But, bottom line, what can I say,

My cyber friends just make my day.

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minks wrote: HAH!

I was just thinnking about cleaning my house, and yes every little bit is an accomplishment so maybe I will just opt for the satisfaction of cleaning the mouse ahahahaha


You've definitely got the right attitude minksy! ;) :D

Cos a dirty mouse might get his revenge . . . . .

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hah!!

I treat my mouse very nicely, if not.... how could i get here ahahahaha
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

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Rapunzel and Minks:

R--Very Funny! It's so comforting to know that I'm not alone in my cyber-ness.

M--I love love love your avatar!!! Where did you find that?

I want to make a sweatshirt with that on it!

Oops. I think I just hijacked this thread. Ignore that last remark.
You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
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