Ode to Hiney Sittin'
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess?
He asked if I'd been 'puting,
And I had to answer "yes"
He told me to get off my butt
And tidy up the house
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click'
But click, I did, and "CLICK" again
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into..
I was into it all night
Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney
Ode to Hiney Sittin'
Ode to Hiney Sittin'
HAH!
I was just thinnking about cleaning my house, and yes every little bit is an accomplishment so maybe I will just opt for the satisfaction of cleaning the mouse ahahahaha
I was just thinnking about cleaning my house, and yes every little bit is an accomplishment so maybe I will just opt for the satisfaction of cleaning the mouse ahahahaha
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
― Mae West
― Mae West
Ode to Hiney Sittin'
Internet Compulsion
The bed's aren't made, the dishes can wait,
the bills are due and the mortgage is late.
The socks aren't darned, dinner is burned
The dog has fleas -- and my friends feel spurned.
The garden is ready, it's time to plant
But right this moment, I really can't.
'HTML' and close that tag
Farther behind I seem to lag.
I'm clicking and linking and all that stuff
Life on the internet is really tough.
Send and receive and check eMail
"Come to bed" I hear them wail.
St. Peter may be waiting at the Golden Gate,
I hate to disappoint him -- but I'm gonna be late.
But, bottom line, what can I say,
My cyber friends just make my day.
The bed's aren't made, the dishes can wait,
the bills are due and the mortgage is late.
The socks aren't darned, dinner is burned
The dog has fleas -- and my friends feel spurned.
The garden is ready, it's time to plant
But right this moment, I really can't.
'HTML' and close that tag
Farther behind I seem to lag.
I'm clicking and linking and all that stuff
Life on the internet is really tough.
Send and receive and check eMail
"Come to bed" I hear them wail.
St. Peter may be waiting at the Golden Gate,
I hate to disappoint him -- but I'm gonna be late.
But, bottom line, what can I say,
My cyber friends just make my day.
Ode to Hiney Sittin'
minks wrote: HAH!
I was just thinnking about cleaning my house, and yes every little bit is an accomplishment so maybe I will just opt for the satisfaction of cleaning the mouse ahahahaha
You've definitely got the right attitude minksy!
Cos a dirty mouse might get his revenge . . . . .
I was just thinnking about cleaning my house, and yes every little bit is an accomplishment so maybe I will just opt for the satisfaction of cleaning the mouse ahahahaha
You've definitely got the right attitude minksy!
Cos a dirty mouse might get his revenge . . . . .
Ode to Hiney Sittin'
hah!!
I treat my mouse very nicely, if not.... how could i get here ahahahaha
I treat my mouse very nicely, if not.... how could i get here ahahahaha
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
― Mae West
― Mae West
Ode to Hiney Sittin'
Rapunzel and Minks:
R--Very Funny! It's so comforting to know that I'm not alone in my cyber-ness.
M--I love love love your avatar!!! Where did you find that?
I want to make a sweatshirt with that on it!
Oops. I think I just hijacked this thread. Ignore that last remark.
R--Very Funny! It's so comforting to know that I'm not alone in my cyber-ness.
M--I love love love your avatar!!! Where did you find that?
I want to make a sweatshirt with that on it!
Oops. I think I just hijacked this thread. Ignore that last remark.
You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails.