The Further Adventures of Turnup The Cat

4rum
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The Further Adventures of Turnup The Cat

While down on her hands and knees

The maid could not stop a sneeze

Her tampon did rocket

Out of it's socket

And dispatched the poor cat with ease

You can imagine Turnup's surprise

When something of this shape and size

Shot with a zoom

Clear cross the room

And took him right 'twixt the eyes

Now please don't be too broken hearted

O'er the fate of our dearly departed

For having nine lives

He may yet survive

He's seen worse than this when she's farted
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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Post by venus »

a classic:wah:
take a bite out of life it's there to be tasted!!
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:wah: that was funny. A crude version of Shel Silverstein.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

my son
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....hmmmm.... ain't never met Ol' Shel.... he ryte fine pohms too?
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yep, do a google search you'll find him. :D
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

my son

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