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Marie5656
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I am feeling depressed and down today..so I have decided to start a sing along.

Here goes:

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,

And we'd begged her not to go.

But she'd left her medication,

So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',

At the scene of the attack.

There were hoof prints on her forehead,

And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa,

He's been takin' this so well.

See him in there watchin' football,

Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.

All the family's dressed in black.

And we just can't help but wonder:

Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding made of fig.

And a blue and silver candle,

That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.

Better watch out for yourselves."

They should never give a license,

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.



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Post by cherandbuster »

Awwwww Marie :)

If I was near you

I'd give you a great big hug :yh_hugs :-4
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cherandbuster wrote: Awwwww Marie :)



If I was near you



I'd give you a great big hug :yh_hugs :-4


No hug from me. I might bash you for putting that song in my head.:-5
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YZGI wrote: No hug from me. I might bash you for putting that song in my head.:-5


That *is* a pretty brutal song to have stuck in your head.

Thanks a lot, Marie :p :)
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cherandbuster wrote: That *is* a pretty brutal song to have stuck in your head.

Thanks a lot, Marie :p :)


Why, you are very welcome. Anyone for the Macarena???:wah:
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Marie5656 wrote: Why, you are very welcome. Anyone for the Macarena???:wah:


Next she's gonna do

The Electric Slide :rolleyes: :)
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cherandbuster wrote: Next she's gonna do

The Electric Slide :rolleyes: :)


It's Electric!

You can't see it

It's electric!

You gotta feel it

It's electric!

Ooh, it's shakin'

It's electric!

Jiggle-a-mesa-cara

She's a pumpin' like a matic

She's a movin' like electric

She sure got the boogie

You gotta know it

It's electric

Boogie woogie, woogie!

Now you can't hold it

It's electric

Boogie woogie, woogie!

But you know it's there,

Yeah here there everywhere

I've got to move,

I'm going on a party ride

I've got to groove, groove, groove,

And from this music I just can't hide.

Are you comin' with me?

Come let me take you on a party ride

And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you

I'll teach you the electric slide

Some say it's mystic

It's electric

Boogie woogie, woogie

You can't resist it

It's electric

Boogie woogie, woogie

You can't do without it

It's electric

Boogie woogie, woogie

Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic

She's movin' like electric

She sure got the boogie

Don't wanna lose it

It's electric

Boogie woogie, woogie

But you can't choose it

It's electric

Boogie woogie, woogie

But you know it's there,

Yeah here there everywhere

I've got to move,

Come let me take you on a party ride

And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you

I'll teach you the electric slide

Some say it's mystic

It's electric

Boogie woogie, woogie

You can't resist it

It's electric

Boogie woogie, woogie

You can't do without it

It's electric

Boogie woogie, woogie

Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic

She's movin' like electric

She sure got the boogie

Don't wanna lose it

It's electric

Boogie woogie, woogie

But you can't choose it

It's electric

Boogie woogie, woogie

But you know it's there,

Yeah here there everywhere
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:-5 Marie :-5
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Post by chocoholic »

Cheer up Marie - always look on the bright side of life!

Some things in life are bad

They can really make you mad

Other things just make you swear and curse.

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle

And this'll help things turn out for the best...And...always look on the bright side of life...

Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten

There's something you've forgotten

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

When you're feeling in the dumps

Don't be silly chumps

Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.And...always look on the bright side of life...

Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd

And death's the final word

You must always face the curtain with a bow.

Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin

Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.So always look on the bright side of death

Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of ****

When you look at it

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.

You'll see it's all a show

Keep 'em laughing as you go

Just remember that the last laugh is on you.And always look on the bright side of life...

Always look on the right side of life...

(Come on guys, cheer up!)

Always look on the bright side of life...

Always look on the bright side of life...

(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)

Always look on the bright side of life...

(I mean - what have you got to lose?)

(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.

What have you lost? Nothing!)

Always look on the right side of life...

:wah: :-4 :wah:

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