Night before last I was slicing up some cucumbers for a salad when my 3 yr old comes in and asks me for a piece. So I hand her a piece and she replies
" I like cucumbers, they make you s***"
Floored me, had no idea where she picked that one up. But I think it was her granddad. Gonna have a talk with him tonight.
So what has your kid said to shock you?
Where do they pick it up?
Where do they pick it up?
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Where do they pick it up?
When I was 5 I came home from school and my 2 year old brother was playing with his toy gun and told me to stick my hands up. I replied ' No Matthew, it's stick your *********g hands up'
Never been allowed to live that down:wah:
Never been allowed to live that down:wah:
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
Where do they pick it up?
my 3 year old was sitting in my lap and out of nowhere he says "you have giant boobies!" 
they're not but I guess to him they look big..... 
they're not but I guess to him they look big.....
Where do they pick it up?
When my oldest son was about 4 yr old. He said, Dad how come your thingy is bigger than mine? I said, Don't worry yours will get bigger when you get older. He said, Okay but I dont want all that hairy stuff around mine.:wah: