Stoned Kitty

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:21 pm

LINCOLN, Neb. -- A kitten is recovering after allegedly being stuffed in a bong while its owner smoked marijuana at the same time.

Lincoln investigators said that 20-year-old Acea Schomaker is accused of animal cruelty for the act.

Acea Shomaker

The kitten -- 6-month-old Shadow -- is being treated at a Lincoln animal shelter.

Deputies said they witnessed the animal being trapped inside the homemade bong as it was being smoked.

â€œI have never seen anything like this before,â€ Lancaster County Chief Deputy Bill Jarrett said.

The bong is made of Plexiglas and is about the size of shoebox.

â€œ[It was] taped shut so the cat was exposed to large amounts of marijuana smoke,â€ Jarrett said.

Schomaker was wanted on a warrant for possession of marijuana. Deputies found him in his home south of Lincoln.

They said he was smoking the bong when they arrived.

Shoemaker allegedly told deputies the kitten was high strung and needed to be put in the bong to keep it calm.

â€œThe cat appeared to be very lethargic, somewhat in a sleeping state,â€ Jarrett said.

Capital Humane Society officials said they have taken X-rays and done other tests to see if the kitten has any long-term affects from the alleged abuse.

â€œThe individual stated he had done this several times,â€ agent Bob Downey said.

The shelter workers said they are working with the sheriff's office and the county attorney to get custody of the animal so it can be put up for adoption.

â€œWe'll find a home where it will not be subjected to this type of treatment anymore,â€ Downey said.

Schomaker was cited for misdemeanor animal cruelty.

That charge could be upgraded to a felony if the kitten dies or has long-term effects from the alleged abuse.

A misdemeanor conviction could mean up to a year in jail time, a felony conviction would put Schomaker away for up to five years.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:25 pm

They should stuff his sorry self in the BONG.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:40 pm

Its the only explanation. Their brains arent done yet.

Jay Giedd of the National Institutes of Health in the United States is a leader in this area of research.

He says considerable development continues throughout the teen years and into the twenties. A part of the brain called the dorsal-lateral prefrontal cortex appears especially undeveloped in teens. Researchers believe that among its duties, this area controls judgment and consideration of risk.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:36 am

let me have him for five minutes.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:47 am

Odie;1149788 wrote: let me have him for five minutes.

Give him to me for one minute :-5

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:53 am

The cat was reported to be fine other than the stupid grin on his face and his sudden urge for munchies,

He was quoted as saying â€˜meow man, like meeeeooowwâ€™

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:54 am

mikeinie;1149844 wrote: The cat was reported to be fine other than the stupid grin on his face and his sudden urge for munchies,

He was quoted as saying â€˜meow man, like meeeeooowwâ€™ :wah: The cat was last seen queuing at the 24 hour petrol station for a pot noodle and mars bars :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:59 am

oscar;1149845 wrote: :wah: The cat was last seen queuing at the 24 hour petrol station for a pot noodle and mars bars :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

he was also giggling uncontrollably :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:01 am

Betty Boop;1149846 wrote: he was also giggling uncontrollably :yh_rotfl With a group of his mates

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:07 am

He was also found to me humming to himself â€˜Comfortably Numbâ€™, and then for no particular reason start chasing dogs just for the hell of it.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:32 am

Oh, the poor little kitty.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:07 am

chonsigirl;1149852 wrote: Oh, the poor little kitty.

The cat is well chilled now

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Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:20 am

I will take kitty home.

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:04 am

CARLA;1149757 wrote: They should stuff his sorry self in the BONG.

I have a hunch he'd be okay with this..

I am curious how his parents expected him to grow up, having been called ace his entire life..

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:39 am

mikeinie;1149844 wrote: The cat was reported to be fine other than the stupid grin on his face and his sudden urge for munchies,

He was quoted as saying â€˜meow man, like meeeeooowwâ€™

:wah:

"10"

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:46 am

poor kitty, I want to feel bad but I can't stop giggling.

And no I haven't been into kitty's stash! :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:35 am

sunny104;1150059 wrote: poor kitty, I want to feel bad but I can't stop giggling.

And no I haven't been into kitty's stash! :wah: Kitty's friend was also chilling to the sounds of Bob Marley.

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Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:35 pm

guess I just don't find that funny.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:43 pm

he has since said the black and white cat look like a skunk to him

it was a honest mistake

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:44 pm

Odie;1150594 wrote: guess I just don't find that funny.

It's not funny but Kitty was Ok.....that's the main thing. Compared to the story we have in the press here today about a little puppy, this kitty's lucky. I can't post the article about the puppy.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:45 pm

el guapo;1150604 wrote: he has since said the black and white cat look like a skunk to him

it was a honest mistake Now that is quite amusing: Do the Americans know what we call skunk????

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:46 pm

oscar;1150606 wrote: Now that is quite amusing: Do the Americans know what we call skunk????

if they dont they would know the smell

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:38 pm

el guapo;1150608 wrote: if they dont they would know the smell Both are as bad as each other.

BBC - Inside Out - South West - Super strength Skunk Cannabis

Just incase the Americans want to know what we call skunk.

Super skunk

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sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:05 am

oscar;1150642 wrote: Both are as bad as each other.

BBC - Inside Out - South West - Super strength Skunk Cannabis

Just incase the Americans want to know what we call skunk.

Super skunk

we.....*cough* I mean I've heard it called that here too.

:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:11 am

sunny104;1150949 wrote: we.....*cough* I mean I've heard it called that here too.

:wah: Have you ever tried it?? :wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:22 am

oscar;1150959 wrote: Have you ever tried it?? :wah:

I can't remember.....

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:23 am

sunny104;1150976 wrote: I can't remember.....

It can be tough on that short term mem

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:24 am

YZGI;1150978 wrote: It can be tough on that short term mem

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:04 am

sunny104;1150981 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I just forgot what you said about memory :wah: