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K.Snyder;607063 wrote: :wah:
"I slept with your mother"
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EWW!! GROSS!! Gee K, you're really good at this... :wah:
"I slept with your mother"
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EWW!! GROSS!! Gee K, you're really good at this... :wah:
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***steps in, looks around***
ughh this isn't he holding area for the Oprah audience huh!
**turns and runs away from the strange hillbilly folk**
ughh this isn't he holding area for the Oprah audience huh!
**turns and runs away from the strange hillbilly folk**
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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WHO YOU CALLIN' HILLBILLY!!?
Ok wait...that ain't right...forgot where I was for a sec...
"WHO YOU *BLEEEEP* CALLIN' *BLEEEEP* HILLBILLY!!? *BLEEEP!!*
Ok wait...that ain't right...forgot where I was for a sec...
"WHO YOU *BLEEEEP* CALLIN' *BLEEEEP* HILLBILLY!!? *BLEEEP!!*
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*Laughter from the audience...*
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Wheres that ratty little dog? - I sent her packing, never mess with a pheasant ...... Mahaha :wah: :wah:
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RedGlitter;607253 wrote: WHO YOU CALLIN' HILLBILLY!!?
Ok wait...that ain't right...forgot where I was for a sec...
"WHO YOU *BLEEEEP* CALLIN' *BLEEEEP* HILLBILLY!!? *BLEEEP!!*
zinky, who has fallin asleep while hanging from the rafters wakes upon hearing this. he gently flutters down and lands on minks shoulders to observe the latest turn of events..
will someone soon be throwing a chair he squeaks?
Ok wait...that ain't right...forgot where I was for a sec...
"WHO YOU *BLEEEEP* CALLIN' *BLEEEEP* HILLBILLY!!? *BLEEEP!!*
zinky, who has fallin asleep while hanging from the rafters wakes upon hearing this. he gently flutters down and lands on minks shoulders to observe the latest turn of events..
will someone soon be throwing a chair he squeaks?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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The crowd throws up its fists chanting...
Go Go Go
Go Go Go
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HOLY SHOT!
A BAT!
That's the only picture I could find for "throw chair".
A BAT!
That's the only picture I could find for "throw chair".
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zinkyusa;607275 wrote: zinky, who has fallin asleep while hanging from the rafters wakes upon hearing this. he gently flutters down and lands on minks shoulders to observe the latest turn of events..
will someone soon be throwing a chair he squeaks?
Take that Batty Boy !!
will someone soon be throwing a chair he squeaks?
Take that Batty Boy !!
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RedGlitter;607253 wrote: WHO YOU CALLIN' HILLBILLY!!?
Ok wait...that ain't right...forgot where I was for a sec...
"WHO YOU *BLEEEEP* CALLIN' *BLEEEEP* HILLBILLY!!? *BLEEEP!!*
*BLEEEEP*
*BLEEEP!!*
*BLEEEP!!*
Holy cow she brought out the big guns on that one!!!!!!!...
Ok wait...that ain't right...forgot where I was for a sec...
"WHO YOU *BLEEEEP* CALLIN' *BLEEEEP* HILLBILLY!!? *BLEEEP!!*
*BLEEEEP*
*BLEEEP!!*
*BLEEEP!!*
Holy cow she brought out the big guns on that one!!!!!!!...
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i think wise guy is a very handsome ,brainy ,serious ,very sensible person
oh crap he can sue me now :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
oh crap he can sue me now :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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farmer giles;1231070 wrote: i think wise guy is a very handsome ,brainy ,serious ,very sensible person
oh crap he can sue me now :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I'm serving you your papers Jimbo...how much are you worth:yh_rotfl
oh crap he can sue me now :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I'm serving you your papers Jimbo...how much are you worth:yh_rotfl
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qsducks;1231072 wrote: I'm serving you your papers Jimbo...how much are you worth:yh_rotfl
not even worth the paper your writ ing on :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
not even worth the paper your writ ing on :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Welcome back buddy and can i just say that i think you are the most handsome man i have ever seen but not in a gay way. :wah:
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Peter Lake;1231076 wrote: Welcome back buddy and can i just say that i think you are the most handsome man i have ever seen but not in a gay way. :wah:
:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl
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farmer giles;1231070 wrote: i think wise guy is a very handsome ,brainy ,serious ,very sensible person
oh crap he can sue me now :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Boy that vacation must have done you wonders, you're finally thinking straight..
oh crap he can sue me now :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Boy that vacation must have done you wonders, you're finally thinking straight..
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Peter Lake;1231076 wrote: Welcome back buddy and can i just say that i think you are the most handsome man i have ever seen but not in a gay way. :wah:
YZGI;1231079 wrote: Boy that vacation must have done you wonders, you're finally thinking straight..
i hope you are indeed talking to peter lake :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
YZGI;1231079 wrote: Boy that vacation must have done you wonders, you're finally thinking straight..
i hope you are indeed talking to peter lake :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Jimbo is still a tosser.:wah:
Cant sue for telling the truth.:p
Cant sue for telling the truth.:p
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Barman;1231083 wrote: Jimbo is still a tosser.:wah:
Cant sue for telling the truth.:p
in that case
your a tosser too :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Cant sue for telling the truth.:p
in that case
your a tosser too :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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farmer giles;1231082 wrote: i hope you are indeed talking to peter lake :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
What did you bring us back from your holiday because we'll sue if you forgot us? :wah:
What did you bring us back from your holiday because we'll sue if you forgot us? :wah:
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Peter Lake;1231087 wrote: What did you bring us back from your holiday because we'll sue if you forgot us? :wah:
I didn't get a postcard either:mad:
I didn't get a postcard either:mad:
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Peter Lake;1231087 wrote: What did you bring us back from your holiday because we'll sue if you forgot us? :wah:
forget you an oscar ..peter i went on holiday not for electric shock treatment :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
qsducks;1231089 wrote: I didn't get a postcard either:mad:
dont call me eva :p:p:-3
forget you an oscar ..peter i went on holiday not for electric shock treatment :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
qsducks;1231089 wrote: I didn't get a postcard either:mad:
dont call me eva :p:p:-3
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farmer giles;1231092 wrote: forget you an oscar ..peter i went on holiday not for electric shock treatment :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
dont call me eva :p:p:-3
i'll just call you Steeva:wah:
dont call me eva :p:p:-3
i'll just call you Steeva:wah:
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farmer giles;1231092 wrote: forget you an oscar ..peter i went on holiday not for electric shock treatment :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
dont call me eva :p:p:-3 So that's not a suntan but burns from the electric shock treatment? :wah:
dont call me eva :p:p:-3 So that's not a suntan but burns from the electric shock treatment? :wah:
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Peter Lake;1231096 wrote: So that's not a suntan but burns from the electric shock treatment? :wah:
guilty as charged
:D
guilty as charged
:D
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farmer giles;1231098 wrote: guilty as charged
:D
Hair raising stuff.
:D
Hair raising stuff.
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I started this thread to put a valid point accross, i will wait to hear from people that want to particpate in conversation that is serious and should be treated as such.
They do say that ignorance is bliss, but i think in the replies here are just plain stupid.
If you dont mind have these conversations on another thread, and maybe call it idle chit chat, because i want to discuss this at great length with people that can actually give a valid response. Many thanks.
They do say that ignorance is bliss, but i think in the replies here are just plain stupid.
If you dont mind have these conversations on another thread, and maybe call it idle chit chat, because i want to discuss this at great length with people that can actually give a valid response. Many thanks.
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lou lou belle;1231104 wrote: I started this thread to put a valid point accross, i will wait to hear from people that want to particpate in conversation that is serious and should be treated as such.
They do say that ignorance is bliss, but i think in the replies here are just plain stupid.
If you dont mind have these conversations on another thread, and maybe call it idle chit chat, because i want to discuss this at great length with people that can actually give a valid response. Many thanks.
Or what? You will sue?:yh_rotfl
They do say that ignorance is bliss, but i think in the replies here are just plain stupid.
If you dont mind have these conversations on another thread, and maybe call it idle chit chat, because i want to discuss this at great length with people that can actually give a valid response. Many thanks.
Or what? You will sue?:yh_rotfl
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YZGI;1231107 wrote: Or what? You will sue?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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YZGI;1231107 wrote: Or what? You will sue?:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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lou lou belle;1231104 wrote: I started this thread to put a valid point accross, i will wait to hear from people that want to particpate in conversation that is serious and should be treated as such.
They do say that ignorance is bliss, but i think in the replies here are just plain stupid.
If you dont mind have these conversations on another thread, and maybe call it idle chit chat, because i want to discuss this at great length with people that can actually give a valid response. Many thanks.
Trying to say i cant give a valid response? You will be hearing from my lawyers.:wah:
They do say that ignorance is bliss, but i think in the replies here are just plain stupid.
If you dont mind have these conversations on another thread, and maybe call it idle chit chat, because i want to discuss this at great length with people that can actually give a valid response. Many thanks.
Trying to say i cant give a valid response? You will be hearing from my lawyers.:wah:
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YZGI;1231107 wrote: Or what? You will sue?:yh_rotfl
court jester :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
court jester :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Barman;1231110 wrote: |Trying to say i cant give a valid response? You will be hearing from my lawyers.:wah:
a brief reply :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
a brief reply :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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farmer giles;1231112 wrote: a brief reply :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Are you trying to solicitor a response?
Are you trying to solicitor a response?
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I'm sue happy to see this intelligent thread:yh_rotfl
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qsducks;1231115 wrote: I'm sue happy to see this intelligent thread:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JUDGE WITH NO THUMBS
JUSTICE FINGERS :D
:yh_rotfl
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JUDGE WITH NO THUMBS
JUSTICE FINGERS :D
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farmer giles;1231118 wrote: :yh_rotfl
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JUDGE WITH NO THUMBS
JUSTICE FINGERS :D :wah: I'm glad you writ that.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JUDGE WITH NO THUMBS
JUSTICE FINGERS :D :wah: I'm glad you writ that.
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Is this a legal thread?:yh_rotfl
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I think i should also point out at this stage that i believe that Nomad is the most intelligent person i have ever known.
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Peter Lake;1231127 wrote: I think i should also point out at this stage that i believe that Nomad is the most intelligent person i have ever known.
Judge, may Nomad have the floor please?:yh_rotfl
Judge, may Nomad have the floor please?:yh_rotfl
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Nomad IS the judge
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almostfamous;1231129 wrote: Nomad IS the judge
In this case, he should be:yh_rotfl
In this case, he should be:yh_rotfl
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almostfamous;1231129 wrote: Nomad IS the judge As well as the jury
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Peter Lake;1231132 wrote: As well as the jury
In this case I want to be on the jury:yh_rotfl
In this case I want to be on the jury:yh_rotfl
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qsducks;1231133 wrote: In this case I want to be on the jury:yh_rotfl He would get us all tea at least. :wah:
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Peter Lake;1231135 wrote: He would get us all tea at least. :wah:
will nomad brief us on the case:yh_rotfl
will nomad brief us on the case:yh_rotfl
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qsducks;1231139 wrote: will nomad brief us on the case:yh_rotfl Of course and i'm sure he will turn it into the farce that it is.
;)
Can he get us scones with the tea?
;)
Can he get us scones with the tea?
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Peter Lake;1231143 wrote: Of course and i'm sure he will turn it into the farce that it is.
;)
Can he get us scones with the tea?
yes with some clotted cream & raspberry jam:wah:
;)
Can he get us scones with the tea?
yes with some clotted cream & raspberry jam:wah:
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Peter Lake;1231127 wrote: I think i should also point out at this stage that i believe that Nomad is the most intelligent person i have ever known.
Judge Nomad.............all rise please!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Judge Nomad.............all rise please!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.