Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans...

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This Forum seemed like the proper place to but this....

Just saying....:guitarist



'1'

Blaming your farts on me.....

not funny... not funny at all !!!



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'2'

Yelling at me for barking.

I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG



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'3'

Taking me for a walk, then

not letting me check stuff out.

Exactly whose walk is this anyway?



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'4'

Any trick that involves balancing

food on my nose. Stop it!



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'5'

Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.

Now you know why we chew your stuff

up when you're not home.



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'6'

The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.

You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what

a proud moment for the top of the food chain.



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'7'

Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",

then acting surprised when I freak

out every time we go back!



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'8'

Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.

Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.



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'9'

Dog sweaters. Hello ???

Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'

How you act disgusted when I lick myself.

Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.



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Now lay off me on some of these things.

We both know who's boss here!

You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.

A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

This came from an email I received...I did not create this...
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'11' Humans talking at cross-purposes yet laughing when dogs chase their tail.
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I've pasted it to my FaceBook.
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I get quite annoyed when I see owners not letting their dogs check stuff out.

Mine get to check stuff out... It's my cue to sit on a five bar gate and have a cigg.

Whenever my husband passes wind ( oh come on, you all do It ), he says ' Damn, these shoe's are tight' or ' I must fix those floorboards'.
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I am pretty good about just wandering and letting Pitstop explore, though sometimes she gets hung up on a fencepost of flowerbed for a while, and after ten minutes or so, I start feeling a little dumb standing in the same place, and decide it's time to move on. I have taken to pulling out my phone and checking email of something, but then SHE decides it's time to move on.

As for farts, she gets a case of them once in a while. I think carrots are the culprit, but when she farts, it's a little Peep, and she jumps up and moves away, looking at us like, "What did you just do?"
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Funny Dogs Scared of Farts Compilation 2014 [NEW HD] - YouTube
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Snooz;1463870 wrote: Funny Dogs Scared of Farts Compilation 2014 [NEW HD] - YouTube


:wah::wah::wah:

Yesterday I let my dogs check stuff out for a few hours. Later In the evening Peter said ' what Is that smell, It's vile'... so I told him It was the Fox s.hit the dogs had rolled In on their walk.

You have to let a dog check stuff out even If It Is the excrement of another species.
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