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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be
almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember
to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough!
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget all about the toothache.
8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.
cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be
almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember
to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough!
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget all about the toothache.
8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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fantastic :wah:
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Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink
My Ex read this and took your advice!! thanks!! (one of the reasons he's an EX)
simply using the sink
My Ex read this and took your advice!! thanks!! (one of the reasons he's an EX)
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WonderWendy3;519483 wrote: Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink
My Ex read this and took your advice!! thanks!! (one of the reasons he's an EX)
i just go outside.
simply using the sink
My Ex read this and took your advice!! thanks!! (one of the reasons he's an EX)
i just go outside.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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:wah:
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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Hey WonderWendy:
any chance are ex s are related?!!:yh_think :yh_think
any chance are ex s are related?!!:yh_think :yh_think
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Wolverine;519475 wrote:
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough!
:yh_rotfl
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough!
:yh_rotfl
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Oh so true ...
[QUOTE]6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough!
8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough!
8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.[/QUOTE]
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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I swear by the Kim & Aggie book but even their tips aren't as good as these:wah:
Paula xx
Paula xx
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[QUOTE=Wolverine;519475
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember
to use a timer.
And to cure low pressure, do your banking on a Saturday morning - especially something like a credit card query. If you take your friend's 4 brat children with you, that will help even more.
Gail
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember
to use a timer.
And to cure low pressure, do your banking on a Saturday morning - especially something like a credit card query. If you take your friend's 4 brat children with you, that will help even more.
Gail
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3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
WARNING: This could cause severe pain and bruising. :sneaky:
simply using the sink.
WARNING: This could cause severe pain and bruising. :sneaky: